Иуда Предатель's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:38am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:33am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 12:39am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:51pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:35am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:13am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 4:28am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:26am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 10 Dec @ 5:23pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 15 Dec @ 5:46am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 3:53am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 3:05am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 7:26am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:29am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 18 Dec @ 7:38am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 4:58am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 9:02am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 18 Dec @ 7:31am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 8:34am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 3:43am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:23am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 11:59pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 9:32am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 1:14am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:26pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:33am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:18am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:57am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 4:29am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:43pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:53pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:40am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 8:29am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:54pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:55pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 4:43am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:47am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 7:52am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:42am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 5:07am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 4:31am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:27am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:10pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

4 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

2 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

2 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

5 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30