Errungenschaftsfortschritt von P. Drilla in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Am 13. Mai 2023 um 23:15 freigeschaltet

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Am 14. Mai 2023 um 2:38 freigeschaltet

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Am 13. Mai 2023 um 10:33 freigeschaltet

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Am 24. Mai 2023 um 0:39 freigeschaltet

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Am 13. Mai 2023 um 23:09 freigeschaltet

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Am 13. Mai 2023 um 23:51 freigeschaltet

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Am 14. Mai 2023 um 2:35 freigeschaltet

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Am 15. Mai 2023 um 3:13 freigeschaltet

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Am 16. Mai 2023 um 4:28 freigeschaltet

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Am 16. Mai 2023 um 9:26 freigeschaltet

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Am 10. Dez. 2024 um 17:23 freigeschaltet

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Am 15. Dez. 2024 um 5:46 freigeschaltet

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Am 6. Dez. 2024 um 3:53 freigeschaltet

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Am 14. Mai 2023 um 3:05 freigeschaltet

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Am 16. Mai 2023 um 7:26 freigeschaltet

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Am 14. Mai 2023 um 6:29 freigeschaltet

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Am 18. Dez. 2024 um 7:38 freigeschaltet

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Am 21. Mai 2023 um 4:58 freigeschaltet

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Am 16. Mai 2023 um 9:02 freigeschaltet

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Am 18. Dez. 2024 um 7:31 freigeschaltet

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Am 15. Mai 2023 um 8:34 freigeschaltet

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Am 21. Mai 2023 um 3:43 freigeschaltet

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Am 13. Mai 2023 um 23:24 freigeschaltet

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Am 14. Mai 2023 um 2:23 freigeschaltet

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Am 22. Mai 2023 um 23:59 freigeschaltet

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Am 6. Dez. 2024 um 9:32 freigeschaltet

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Am 24. Mai 2023 um 1:14 freigeschaltet

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Am 13. Mai 2023 um 23:26 freigeschaltet

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Am 13. Mai 2023 um 10:33 freigeschaltet

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Am 16. Mai 2023 um 1:18 freigeschaltet

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Am 14. Mai 2023 um 2:57 freigeschaltet

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Am 16. Mai 2023 um 4:29 freigeschaltet

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Am 13. Mai 2023 um 23:43 freigeschaltet

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Am 13. Mai 2023 um 23:53 freigeschaltet

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Am 13. Mai 2023 um 10:40 freigeschaltet

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Am 16. Mai 2023 um 8:29 freigeschaltet

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Am 19. Mai 2023 um 21:54 freigeschaltet

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Am 13. Mai 2023 um 23:55 freigeschaltet

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Am 21. Mai 2023 um 4:43 freigeschaltet

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Am 14. Mai 2023 um 6:47 freigeschaltet

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Am 16. Mai 2023 um 7:52 freigeschaltet

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Am 14. Mai 2023 um 6:42 freigeschaltet

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Am 16. Mai 2023 um 5:07 freigeschaltet

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Am 16. Mai 2023 um 4:31 freigeschaltet

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Am 14. Mai 2023 um 0:27 freigeschaltet

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Am 13. Mai 2023 um 23:10 freigeschaltet

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Am 22. Mai 2023 um 23:26 freigeschaltet

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

4 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

2 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

2 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

5 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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