Proezas de Иуда Предатель no POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Desbloqueada a 13 mai. 2023 às 23:15

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Desbloqueada a 14 mai. 2023 às 2:38

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Desbloqueada a 13 mai. 2023 às 10:33

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Desbloqueada a 24 mai. 2023 às 0:39

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Desbloqueada a 13 mai. 2023 às 23:09

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Desbloqueada a 13 mai. 2023 às 23:51

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Desbloqueada a 14 mai. 2023 às 2:35

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Desbloqueada a 15 mai. 2023 às 3:13

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Desbloqueada a 16 mai. 2023 às 4:28

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Desbloqueada a 16 mai. 2023 às 9:26

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Desbloqueada a 10 de dez. às 17:23

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Desbloqueada a 15 de dez. às 5:46

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Desbloqueada a 6 de dez. às 3:53

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Desbloqueada a 14 mai. 2023 às 3:05

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Desbloqueada a 16 mai. 2023 às 7:26

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Desbloqueada a 14 mai. 2023 às 6:29

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Desbloqueada a 18 de dez. às 7:38

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Desbloqueada a 21 mai. 2023 às 4:58

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Desbloqueada a 16 mai. 2023 às 9:02

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Desbloqueada a 18 de dez. às 7:31

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Desbloqueada a 15 mai. 2023 às 8:34

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Desbloqueada a 21 mai. 2023 às 3:43

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Desbloqueada a 13 mai. 2023 às 23:24

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Desbloqueada a 14 mai. 2023 às 2:23

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Desbloqueada a 22 mai. 2023 às 23:59

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Desbloqueada a 6 de dez. às 9:32

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Desbloqueada a 24 mai. 2023 às 1:14

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Desbloqueada a 13 mai. 2023 às 23:26

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Desbloqueada a 13 mai. 2023 às 10:33

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Desbloqueada a 16 mai. 2023 às 1:18

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Desbloqueada a 14 mai. 2023 às 2:57

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Desbloqueada a 16 mai. 2023 às 4:29

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Desbloqueada a 13 mai. 2023 às 23:43

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Desbloqueada a 13 mai. 2023 às 23:53

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Desbloqueada a 13 mai. 2023 às 10:40

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Desbloqueada a 16 mai. 2023 às 8:29

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Desbloqueada a 19 mai. 2023 às 21:54

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Desbloqueada a 13 mai. 2023 às 23:55

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Desbloqueada a 21 mai. 2023 às 4:43

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Desbloqueada a 14 mai. 2023 às 6:47

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Desbloqueada a 16 mai. 2023 às 7:52

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Desbloqueada a 14 mai. 2023 às 6:42

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Desbloqueada a 16 mai. 2023 às 5:07

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Desbloqueada a 16 mai. 2023 às 4:31

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Desbloqueada a 14 mai. 2023 às 0:27

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Desbloqueada a 13 mai. 2023 às 23:10

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Desbloqueada a 22 mai. 2023 às 23:26

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

4 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

2 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

2 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

5 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30