Progresul realizărilor lui Иуда Предатель pentru POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Obținută la 13 mai 2023 la 23:15

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Obținută la 14 mai 2023 la 2:38

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Obținută la 13 mai 2023 la 10:33

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Obținută la 24 mai 2023 la 0:39

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Obținută la 13 mai 2023 la 23:09

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Obținută la 13 mai 2023 la 23:51

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Obținută la 14 mai 2023 la 2:35

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Obținută la 15 mai 2023 la 3:13

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Obținută la 16 mai 2023 la 4:28

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Obținută la 16 mai 2023 la 9:26

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Obținută la 10 dec. la 17:23

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Obținută la 15 dec. la 5:46

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Obținută la 6 dec. la 3:53

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Obținută la 14 mai 2023 la 3:05

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Obținută la 16 mai 2023 la 7:26

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Obținută la 14 mai 2023 la 6:29

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Obținută la 18 dec. la 7:38

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Obținută la 21 mai 2023 la 4:58

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Obținută la 16 mai 2023 la 9:02

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Obținută la 18 dec. la 7:31

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Obținută la 15 mai 2023 la 8:34

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Obținută la 21 mai 2023 la 3:43

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Obținută la 13 mai 2023 la 23:24

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Obținută la 14 mai 2023 la 2:23

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Obținută la 22 mai 2023 la 23:59

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Obținută la 6 dec. la 9:32

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Obținută la 24 mai 2023 la 1:14

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Obținută la 13 mai 2023 la 23:26

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Obținută la 13 mai 2023 la 10:33

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Obținută la 16 mai 2023 la 1:18

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Obținută la 14 mai 2023 la 2:57

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Obținută la 16 mai 2023 la 4:29

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Obținută la 13 mai 2023 la 23:43

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Obținută la 13 mai 2023 la 23:53

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Obținută la 13 mai 2023 la 10:40

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Obținută la 16 mai 2023 la 8:29

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Obținută la 19 mai 2023 la 21:54

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Obținută la 13 mai 2023 la 23:55

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Obținută la 21 mai 2023 la 4:43

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Obținută la 14 mai 2023 la 6:47

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Obținută la 16 mai 2023 la 7:52

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Obținută la 14 mai 2023 la 6:42

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Obținută la 16 mai 2023 la 5:07

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Obținută la 16 mai 2023 la 4:31

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Obținută la 14 mai 2023 la 0:27

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Obținută la 13 mai 2023 la 23:10

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Obținută la 22 mai 2023 la 23:26

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

4 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

2 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

2 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

5 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30