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💯 𝙂𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙍 𝙂𝙊𝘿 | 𝙀𝙎𝙎𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙀 𝙊𝙁 𝘿𝙀𝘾𝘼𝙔 | 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝙄𝙉𝘼𝙇 𝘽𝙊𝙎𝙎 💯
💢 K/D Ratio? Yes.
💢 Favorite Game? The one where I install cheats but still lose.
💢 Social Life? DLC not yet released.
💢 Teamwork? Only if I need a meat shield.
🚀 Ping is temporary, skill issue is eternal.
🧠 I read the lore, you skip cutscenes. We are not the same.
🔪 Stealth is optional when you have unlimited ammo.
🤡 If I lose, my controller was unplugged.
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🛑 DO NOT ADD ME IF:
❌ You have under 10,000 hours in Minesweeper.
❌ You think Dark Souls is hard.
❌ You didn’t laugh at my username.
🔫 Click "Add Friend" at your own risk. Side effects may include: ego collapse, skill degradation, and existential crisis.