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the whole reason we have hair on our balls is so that when we are sleeping and spiders crawl on them, the ball hairs proximity to sensitive nerve endings wakes us up and we can kill the spiders before they bite us. ball hairs are an alert system. you dont think spiders from across the world are gonna come thru that portal when they open it? spiders your balls have never seen? lemme tell you there will be. keep your balls safe and dont shave them. be ready on day one.