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🔥 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙔 | 𝙇𝙊𝙍𝘿 𝙊𝙁 𝘾𝙊𝙉𝙁𝙇𝘼𝙂𝙍𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 🔥

💢 Reaction Time? Measured by Ya Mums.
💢 Favorite Game? The one where I win before it starts.
💢 Sportsmanship? If I lose, it was lag.
💢 Stealth? Only if it involves fire.
💢 Mercy? Patch notes removed it.
💢 Fair fights? Only when I’m not Racist.

🐉 You farm XP, I farm your soul.
🔥 Every game is a survival horror when I’m in the lobby.
🎮 If I get banned, it’s because the devs couldn’t handle me.

⚠ DO NOT ADD IF:
❌ You think Charmander is just a Pokémon.
❌ You’ve never been called "the problem" in team chat.
❌ You value your self-esteem.

🔫 Click "Add Friend" at your own risk. Side effects may include: identity crisis, spontaneous combustion, shattered egos, and the sudden realisation that you were never good to begin with.

thanks for the belated

Hello charmander the 3/12

Happy coconut day ! And safe travels

Happy birthday andy!