Ctrl's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 1:22am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2018 @ 9:11am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2018 @ 12:08am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2018 @ 12:25am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2018 @ 12:22am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 5:41am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 5:41am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2018 @ 12:07am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2018 @ 11:25pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2018 @ 12:22am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2018 @ 12:44am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2018 @ 11:32pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2018 @ 12:05am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 5:41am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:27am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 18 May, 2019 @ 12:00pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 9:29am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 10:17am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2018 @ 12:40am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 15 May, 2019 @ 5:28am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 5:41am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2018 @ 12:55am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 18 May, 2019 @ 11:44am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 23 May, 2019 @ 8:43am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2018 @ 11:39pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2018 @ 11:36pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2018 @ 8:10am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2018 @ 12:36am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2018 @ 1:04am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 5:41am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:53am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 12:13am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 1:26am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 5:41am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2018 @ 9:04am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 1:18am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 1:40am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 1:18am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 5:41am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2018 @ 12:31am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2018 @ 12:24am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 18 May, 2019 @ 11:26am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2018 @ 11:57pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 5:41am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 11:01am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 8:44am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 11:01am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 12:05am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 10:26am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 11:22am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 12:35am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 2:37pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 5:41am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

16 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

5 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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