Progression de Ctrl pour le succès POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Débloqué le 1 janv. 2018 à 1h22

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Débloqué le 6 janv. 2018 à 9h11

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Débloqué le 10 janv. 2018 à 0h08

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Débloqué le 16 janv. 2018 à 0h25

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Débloqué le 10 janv. 2018 à 0h22

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Débloqué le 8 janv. 2018 à 5h41

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Débloqué le 8 janv. 2018 à 5h41

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Débloqué le 10 janv. 2018 à 0h07

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Débloqué le 15 janv. 2018 à 23h25

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Débloqué le 24 janv. 2018 à 0h22

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Débloqué le 2 févr. 2018 à 0h44

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Débloqué le 12 févr. 2023 à 14h46

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Débloqué le 15 janv. 2018 à 23h32

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Débloqué le 10 janv. 2018 à 0h05

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Débloqué le 8 janv. 2018 à 5h41

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Débloqué le 19 janv. 2023 à 11h27

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Débloqué le 18 mai 2019 à 12h00

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Débloqué le 15 févr. 2023 à 9h29

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Débloqué le 3 févr. 2023 à 10h17

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Débloqué le 16 janv. 2018 à 0h40

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Débloqué le 15 mai 2019 à 5h28

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Débloqué le 8 janv. 2018 à 5h41

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Débloqué le 10 janv. 2018 à 0h55

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Débloqué le 18 mai 2019 à 11h44

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Débloqué le 23 mai 2019 à 8h43

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Débloqué le 15 janv. 2018 à 23h39

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Débloqué le 3 févr. 2018 à 23h36

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Débloqué le 20 aout 2018 à 8h10

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Débloqué le 10 janv. 2018 à 0h36

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Débloqué le 11 janv. 2018 à 1h04

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Débloqué le 8 janv. 2018 à 5h41

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Débloqué le 19 janv. 2023 à 11h53

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Débloqué le 17 févr. 2023 à 0h13

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Débloqué le 1 janv. 2018 à 1h26

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 8 janv. 2018 à 5h41

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Débloqué le 6 janv. 2018 à 9h04

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Débloqué le 1 janv. 2018 à 1h18

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Débloqué le 1 janv. 2018 à 1h40

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Débloqué le 1 janv. 2018 à 1h18

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 8 janv. 2018 à 5h41

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Débloqué le 10 janv. 2018 à 0h31

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Débloqué le 16 janv. 2018 à 0h24

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Débloqué le 18 mai 2019 à 11h26

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Débloqué le 15 janv. 2018 à 23h57

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Débloqué le 8 janv. 2018 à 5h41

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Débloqué le 17 févr. 2023 à 11h01

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Débloqué le 13 févr. 2023 à 15h48

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Débloqué le 15 févr. 2023 à 8h44

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Débloqué le 15 févr. 2023 à 11h01

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Débloqué le 17 févr. 2023 à 0h05

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Débloqué le 15 févr. 2023 à 10h26

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Débloqué le 17 févr. 2023 à 11h22

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Débloqué le 17 févr. 2023 à 0h35

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Débloqué le 11 févr. 2023 à 14h37

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Débloqué le 8 janv. 2018 à 5h41

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

16 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

5 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

12 / 30