Progres Pencapaian POSTAL 2 Ctrl

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jan 2018 @ 1:22am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Didapatkan pada 6 Jan 2018 @ 9:11am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Didapatkan pada 10 Jan 2018 @ 12:08am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Didapatkan pada 16 Jan 2018 @ 12:25am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Didapatkan pada 10 Jan 2018 @ 12:22am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Didapatkan pada 8 Jan 2018 @ 5:41am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Didapatkan pada 8 Jan 2018 @ 5:41am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Didapatkan pada 10 Jan 2018 @ 12:07am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Didapatkan pada 15 Jan 2018 @ 11:25pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Didapatkan pada 24 Jan 2018 @ 12:22am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Didapatkan pada 2 Feb 2018 @ 12:44am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Didapatkan pada 12 Feb 2023 @ 2:46pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Didapatkan pada 15 Jan 2018 @ 11:32pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Didapatkan pada 10 Jan 2018 @ 12:05am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Didapatkan pada 8 Jan 2018 @ 5:41am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Didapatkan pada 19 Jan 2023 @ 11:27am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Didapatkan pada 18 Mei 2019 @ 12:00pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Didapatkan pada 15 Feb 2023 @ 9:29am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Didapatkan pada 3 Feb 2023 @ 10:17am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Didapatkan pada 16 Jan 2018 @ 12:40am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Didapatkan pada 15 Mei 2019 @ 5:28am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Didapatkan pada 8 Jan 2018 @ 5:41am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Didapatkan pada 10 Jan 2018 @ 12:55am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Didapatkan pada 18 Mei 2019 @ 11:44am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Didapatkan pada 23 Mei 2019 @ 8:43am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Didapatkan pada 15 Jan 2018 @ 11:39pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Didapatkan pada 3 Feb 2018 @ 11:36pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Didapatkan pada 20 Agu 2018 @ 8:10am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Didapatkan pada 10 Jan 2018 @ 12:36am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Didapatkan pada 11 Jan 2018 @ 1:04am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Didapatkan pada 8 Jan 2018 @ 5:41am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Didapatkan pada 19 Jan 2023 @ 11:53am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Didapatkan pada 17 Feb 2023 @ 12:13am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jan 2018 @ 1:26am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 8 Jan 2018 @ 5:41am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Didapatkan pada 6 Jan 2018 @ 9:04am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jan 2018 @ 1:18am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jan 2018 @ 1:40am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jan 2018 @ 1:18am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 8 Jan 2018 @ 5:41am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Didapatkan pada 10 Jan 2018 @ 12:31am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Didapatkan pada 16 Jan 2018 @ 12:24am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Didapatkan pada 18 Mei 2019 @ 11:26am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Didapatkan pada 15 Jan 2018 @ 11:57pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Didapatkan pada 8 Jan 2018 @ 5:41am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Didapatkan pada 17 Feb 2023 @ 11:01am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2023 @ 3:48pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Didapatkan pada 15 Feb 2023 @ 8:44am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Didapatkan pada 15 Feb 2023 @ 11:01am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Didapatkan pada 17 Feb 2023 @ 12:05am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Didapatkan pada 15 Feb 2023 @ 10:26am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Didapatkan pada 17 Feb 2023 @ 11:22am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Didapatkan pada 17 Feb 2023 @ 12:35am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Didapatkan pada 11 Feb 2023 @ 2:37pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Didapatkan pada 8 Jan 2018 @ 5:41am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

16 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

5 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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