Ctrls prestationsframsteg för POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Upplåst 1 jan, 2018 @ 1:22

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Upplåst 6 jan, 2018 @ 9:11

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Upplåst 10 jan, 2018 @ 0:08

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Upplåst 16 jan, 2018 @ 0:25

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Upplåst 10 jan, 2018 @ 0:22

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Upplåst 8 jan, 2018 @ 5:41

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Upplåst 8 jan, 2018 @ 5:41

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Upplåst 10 jan, 2018 @ 0:07

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Upplåst 15 jan, 2018 @ 23:25

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Upplåst 24 jan, 2018 @ 0:22

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Upplåst 2 feb, 2018 @ 0:44

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Upplåst 12 feb, 2023 @ 14:46

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Upplåst 15 jan, 2018 @ 23:32

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Upplåst 10 jan, 2018 @ 0:05

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Upplåst 8 jan, 2018 @ 5:41

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Upplåst 19 jan, 2023 @ 11:27

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Upplåst 18 maj, 2019 @ 12:00

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Upplåst 15 feb, 2023 @ 9:29

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Upplåst 3 feb, 2023 @ 10:17

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Upplåst 16 jan, 2018 @ 0:40

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Upplåst 15 maj, 2019 @ 5:28

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Upplåst 8 jan, 2018 @ 5:41

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Upplåst 10 jan, 2018 @ 0:55

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Upplåst 18 maj, 2019 @ 11:44

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Upplåst 23 maj, 2019 @ 8:43

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Upplåst 15 jan, 2018 @ 23:39

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Upplåst 3 feb, 2018 @ 23:36

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Upplåst 20 aug, 2018 @ 8:10

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Upplåst 10 jan, 2018 @ 0:36

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Upplåst 11 jan, 2018 @ 1:04

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Upplåst 8 jan, 2018 @ 5:41

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Upplåst 19 jan, 2023 @ 11:53

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Upplåst 17 feb, 2023 @ 0:13

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Upplåst 1 jan, 2018 @ 1:26

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Upplåst 8 jan, 2018 @ 5:41

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Upplåst 6 jan, 2018 @ 9:04

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Upplåst 1 jan, 2018 @ 1:18

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Upplåst 1 jan, 2018 @ 1:40

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Upplåst 1 jan, 2018 @ 1:18

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Upplåst 8 jan, 2018 @ 5:41

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Upplåst 10 jan, 2018 @ 0:31

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Upplåst 16 jan, 2018 @ 0:24

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Upplåst 18 maj, 2019 @ 11:26

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Upplåst 15 jan, 2018 @ 23:57

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Upplåst 8 jan, 2018 @ 5:41

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Upplåst 17 feb, 2023 @ 11:01

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Upplåst 13 feb, 2023 @ 15:48

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Upplåst 15 feb, 2023 @ 8:44

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Upplåst 15 feb, 2023 @ 11:01

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Upplåst 17 feb, 2023 @ 0:05

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Upplåst 15 feb, 2023 @ 10:26

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Upplåst 17 feb, 2023 @ 11:22

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Upplåst 17 feb, 2023 @ 0:35

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Upplåst 11 feb, 2023 @ 14:37

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Upplåst 8 jan, 2018 @ 5:41

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

16 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

5 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

12 / 30