If my girl👧😍 and my fidget spinners 💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade my niBBa🙏👊

It's Luigi

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+rep, fair player and nice vibes after match, even not having the same point of view ♥

Dear all,
I regret to inform you that after my recent visit to the shared bathroom, I have managed to clog the toilet and in fact crack it. As you may be aware, a crack means diarrhoea will likely leak out the seams. If you have any care for your mental and physical health, please do not enter this bathroom. Instead, I request you to utilise our neighbour's across the street, Jason's Kebab Van. Again I cannot stress enough, the state of the bathroom is abysmal and I most definitely and regrettably have indeed committed a war crime. Since the situation, I have converted to ALL 236 religions listed on Wikipedia and have been praying to 143 different gods for forgiveness.

Tomorrow, I will be attempting to clear my name by manhandling 98 kilograms/ litres of my own excrement (state of matter yet to be determined). I have prepared my will for the likely chance of no return. I love my wife and daughter. Philis, it was me who ate your lunch every week.

I hope you remember me a hero,
Zombie

Absolute bell end. Went for a walk in the country and saw this car parked in a secluded area, with what looked like a rent boy in the passenger seat. Just got close enough to witness the driver smuggling a sausage up his ♥♥♥♥ pipe.
Looked angry when he realised he had seen me and threatened me with his baseball bat. ( Breath stunk of ♥♥♥♥). Then drove off and exceeded the 30 mile per hour limit on the road nearly hitting a cyclist.
If seen do not let him get too close to spit on you, probably has aids.