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I just found out that I'm sexually attracted to trampolines. I told my girlfriend about this, and she just laughed it off. I told her I wasn't joking, and she got mad. She told me if I really was attracted to trampolines, I should go outside and furiously hump the one we have outside. Of course, I had to prove that I was trampsexual, so I went outside and undressed to start humping it. And you know what, it felt good. The cold, solid metal on my erect penis really made it easier to ejaculate on it. Now I know for sure that I'm sexually attracted to trampolines. My girlfriend didn't actually think I would do it, so she broke up with me. Now I brought the trampoline inside and furiously hump it every single day.

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