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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Kazanma Tarihi 16 Oca 2014 @ 8:41

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Kazanma Tarihi 16 Oca 2014 @ 9:58

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Kazanma Tarihi 15 Oca 2014 @ 6:26

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Kazanma Tarihi 16 Oca 2014 @ 9:41

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Kazanma Tarihi 15 Oca 2014 @ 6:38

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Kazanma Tarihi 19 Oca 2014 @ 9:07

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Kazanma Tarihi 14 Şub 2014 @ 7:54

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Kazanma Tarihi 26 May 2022 @ 3:25

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Kazanma Tarihi 26 May 2022 @ 4:20

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Kazanma Tarihi 9 Şub 2014 @ 4:54

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Kazanma Tarihi 25 May 2022 @ 9:56

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Kazanma Tarihi 26 May 2022 @ 3:58

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Kazanma Tarihi 26 Oca 2014 @ 3:58

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Kazanma Tarihi 10 Şub 2014 @ 7:01

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Kazanma Tarihi 16 Oca 2014 @ 10:03

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Kazanma Tarihi 26 May 2022 @ 12:08

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Kazanma Tarihi 10 Şub 2014 @ 6:58

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Kazanma Tarihi 9 Şub 2014 @ 4:48

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Kazanma Tarihi 26 Oca 2014 @ 4:00

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Kazanma Tarihi 17 Oca 2014 @ 13:48

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Kazanma Tarihi 9 Şub 2014 @ 5:03

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Kazanma Tarihi 8 Şub 2014 @ 8:52

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Kazanma Tarihi 25 May 2022 @ 9:03

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Kazanma Tarihi 26 May 2022 @ 3:24

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Kazanma Tarihi 16 Oca 2014 @ 9:47

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Kazanma Tarihi 26 Oca 2014 @ 4:10

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Kazanma Tarihi 17 Oca 2014 @ 4:01

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Kazanma Tarihi 15 Oca 2014 @ 9:50

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Kazanma Tarihi 17 Oca 2014 @ 3:52

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Kazanma Tarihi 15 Oca 2014 @ 4:55

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Kazanma Tarihi 16 Oca 2014 @ 9:11

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Kazanma Tarihi 17 Oca 2014 @ 12:48

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Kazanma Tarihi 26 Tem 2016 @ 4:35

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Kazanma Tarihi 10 Şub 2014 @ 6:35

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Kazanma Tarihi 26 May 2022 @ 12:51

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Kazanma Tarihi 19 Oca 2014 @ 8:00

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Kazanma Tarihi 19 May 2019 @ 13:41



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
8 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
3 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
23 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
5 / 10

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
2 / 3

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
0 / 10
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