Proezas de SystemShock no POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Desbloqueada a 16 jan. 2014 às 8:41

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Desbloqueada a 16 jan. 2014 às 9:58

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Desbloqueada a 15 jan. 2014 às 6:26

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Desbloqueada a 16 jan. 2014 às 9:41

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Desbloqueada a 15 jan. 2014 às 6:38

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Desbloqueada a 19 jan. 2014 às 9:07

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Desbloqueada a 14 fev. 2014 às 7:54

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Desbloqueada a 26 mai. 2022 às 3:25

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Desbloqueada a 26 mai. 2022 às 4:20

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Desbloqueada a 9 fev. 2014 às 4:54

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Desbloqueada a 25 mai. 2022 às 9:56

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Desbloqueada a 26 mai. 2022 às 3:58

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Desbloqueada a 26 jan. 2014 às 3:58

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Desbloqueada a 10 fev. 2014 às 7:01

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Desbloqueada a 16 jan. 2014 às 10:03

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Desbloqueada a 26 mai. 2022 às 12:08

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Desbloqueada a 10 fev. 2014 às 6:58

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Desbloqueada a 9 fev. 2014 às 4:48

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Desbloqueada a 26 jan. 2014 às 4:00

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Desbloqueada a 17 jan. 2014 às 13:48

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Desbloqueada a 9 fev. 2014 às 5:03

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Desbloqueada a 8 fev. 2014 às 8:52

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Desbloqueada a 25 mai. 2022 às 9:03

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Desbloqueada a 26 mai. 2022 às 3:24

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Desbloqueada a 16 jan. 2014 às 9:47

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Desbloqueada a 26 jan. 2014 às 4:10

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Desbloqueada a 17 jan. 2014 às 4:01

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Desbloqueada a 15 jan. 2014 às 9:50

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Desbloqueada a 17 jan. 2014 às 3:52

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Desbloqueada a 15 jan. 2014 às 4:55

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Desbloqueada a 16 jan. 2014 às 9:11

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Desbloqueada a 17 jan. 2014 às 12:48

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Desbloqueada a 26 jul. 2016 às 4:35

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Desbloqueada a 10 fev. 2014 às 6:35

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Desbloqueada a 26 mai. 2022 às 12:51

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Desbloqueada a 19 jan. 2014 às 8:00

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Desbloqueada a 19 mai. 2019 às 13:41

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

8 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

3 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

23 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

5 / 10

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

2 / 3

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30