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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
ปลดล็อค 16 ม.ค. 2014 @ 8: 41am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
ปลดล็อค 16 ม.ค. 2014 @ 9: 58am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
ปลดล็อค 15 ม.ค. 2014 @ 6: 26am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
ปลดล็อค 16 ม.ค. 2014 @ 9: 41am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
ปลดล็อค 15 ม.ค. 2014 @ 6: 38am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
ปลดล็อค 19 ม.ค. 2014 @ 9: 07am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
ปลดล็อค 14 ก.พ. 2014 @ 7: 54am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
ปลดล็อค 26 พ.ค. 2022 @ 3: 25am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
ปลดล็อค 26 พ.ค. 2022 @ 4: 20am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
ปลดล็อค 9 ก.พ. 2014 @ 4: 54am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
ปลดล็อค 25 พ.ค. 2022 @ 9: 56am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
ปลดล็อค 26 พ.ค. 2022 @ 3: 58am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
ปลดล็อค 26 ม.ค. 2014 @ 3: 58am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
ปลดล็อค 10 ก.พ. 2014 @ 7: 01am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
ปลดล็อค 16 ม.ค. 2014 @ 10: 03am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
ปลดล็อค 26 พ.ค. 2022 @ 12: 08pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
ปลดล็อค 10 ก.พ. 2014 @ 6: 58am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
ปลดล็อค 9 ก.พ. 2014 @ 4: 48am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
ปลดล็อค 26 ม.ค. 2014 @ 4: 00am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
ปลดล็อค 17 ม.ค. 2014 @ 1: 48pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
ปลดล็อค 9 ก.พ. 2014 @ 5: 03am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
ปลดล็อค 8 ก.พ. 2014 @ 8: 52am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
ปลดล็อค 25 พ.ค. 2022 @ 9: 03am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
ปลดล็อค 26 พ.ค. 2022 @ 3: 24am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
ปลดล็อค 16 ม.ค. 2014 @ 9: 47am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
ปลดล็อค 26 ม.ค. 2014 @ 4: 10am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
ปลดล็อค 17 ม.ค. 2014 @ 4: 01am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
ปลดล็อค 15 ม.ค. 2014 @ 9: 50am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
ปลดล็อค 17 ม.ค. 2014 @ 3: 52am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
ปลดล็อค 15 ม.ค. 2014 @ 4: 55am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
ปลดล็อค 16 ม.ค. 2014 @ 9: 11am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
ปลดล็อค 17 ม.ค. 2014 @ 12: 48pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
ปลดล็อค 26 ก.ค. 2016 @ 4: 35am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
ปลดล็อค 10 ก.พ. 2014 @ 6: 35am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
ปลดล็อค 26 พ.ค. 2022 @ 12: 51pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
ปลดล็อค 19 ม.ค. 2014 @ 8: 00am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
ปลดล็อค 19 พ.ค. 2019 @ 1: 41pm



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
8 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
3 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
23 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
5 / 10

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
2 / 3

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
0 / 10
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