Prestatievoortgang van SystemShock in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Ontgrendeld op 16 jan 2014 om 8:41

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Ontgrendeld op 16 jan 2014 om 9:58

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Ontgrendeld op 15 jan 2014 om 6:26

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Ontgrendeld op 16 jan 2014 om 9:41

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Ontgrendeld op 15 jan 2014 om 6:38

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Ontgrendeld op 19 jan 2014 om 9:07

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Ontgrendeld op 14 feb 2014 om 7:54

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Ontgrendeld op 26 mei 2022 om 3:25

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Ontgrendeld op 26 mei 2022 om 4:20

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Ontgrendeld op 9 feb 2014 om 4:54

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Ontgrendeld op 25 mei 2022 om 9:56

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Ontgrendeld op 26 mei 2022 om 3:58

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Ontgrendeld op 26 jan 2014 om 3:58

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Ontgrendeld op 10 feb 2014 om 7:01

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Ontgrendeld op 16 jan 2014 om 10:03

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Ontgrendeld op 26 mei 2022 om 12:08

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Ontgrendeld op 10 feb 2014 om 6:58

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Ontgrendeld op 9 feb 2014 om 4:48

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Ontgrendeld op 26 jan 2014 om 4:00

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jan 2014 om 13:48

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Ontgrendeld op 9 feb 2014 om 5:03

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Ontgrendeld op 8 feb 2014 om 8:52

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Ontgrendeld op 25 mei 2022 om 9:03

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Ontgrendeld op 26 mei 2022 om 3:24

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Ontgrendeld op 16 jan 2014 om 9:47

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Ontgrendeld op 26 jan 2014 om 4:10

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jan 2014 om 4:01

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 15 jan 2014 om 9:50

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jan 2014 om 3:52

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Ontgrendeld op 15 jan 2014 om 4:55

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Ontgrendeld op 16 jan 2014 om 9:11

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jan 2014 om 12:48

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 26 jul 2016 om 4:35

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Ontgrendeld op 10 feb 2014 om 6:35

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Ontgrendeld op 26 mei 2022 om 12:51

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Ontgrendeld op 19 jan 2014 om 8:00

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Ontgrendeld op 19 mei 2019 om 13:41

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

8 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

3 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

23 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

5 / 10

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

2 / 3

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30