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Callum Burgess-Lock   Dorset, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
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An inquiry into the art and rehearsal of a problematic yet subjective masterpiece mainly focused on the Anthophila

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bessell 29 May, 2020 @ 2:17pm 
Yeah, whoa, before I pull up to another show
Everytime I'm with your ♥♥♥♥♥ she's taking off her clothes
♥♥♥♥ a deuce, poured a four, moving too slow
♥♥♥♥ a jug, ♥♥♥♥ a lick, already counting dough
Counting bread bread bread red dot leave him dead
In my bed bed bed while your girl gives me head
Leave you on read read read get the ♥♥♥♥ up out my texts
We up next next next spending bands running checks
bessell 29 May, 2020 @ 11:27am 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁squishy☁ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦
bessell 3 Jul, 2019 @ 6:59am 
>be cebl
>say you're employed
>95 hrs past two weeks
>apply for jobseekers
CEBL 26 Jun, 2019 @ 2:39am 
Guess that's why I haven't "spread my cheeks" for you :vlambeerFish::steammocking:
bessell 22 Jun, 2019 @ 4:23am 
spreads his cheeks for anyone with a pole over the length of 2 inches
CEBL 15 Jan, 2019 @ 9:41am 
Would like to clarify that never happened, this man is a homosexual friend of mine ↓