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Sharing a rather unorthodox opinion of mine
An inquiry into the art and rehearsal of a problematic yet subjective masterpiece mainly focused on the Anthophila

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

"Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little."
- Barry B. Benson

"Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!"
- The Pollen Jocks and Barry preparing to head out of the Hive

"I predicted global warming."
- Ken displaying his powers as one of the Ancient Gods

"You like jazz?"
- Barry deciding how to initiate a discourse between and his future human wife
(Yes this is canon, look it up)

"And he says, watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?"
- Barry telling a rather complex joke

"What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?"
- Barry on The Bee Larry King Show

"Why is yogurt night so difficult?!"
-A question most frequent in the minds of demigods and those of a higher plain of existence
(such as Ken)

"Poo water!"
- Ken's perception skills being thoroughly tested

"I believe I'm the pea"
- Barry experiencing an existential crisis in a pea costume
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bessell 29 mai 2020 la 14:17 
Yeah, whoa, before I pull up to another show
Everytime I'm with your ♥♥♥♥♥ she's taking off her clothes
♥♥♥♥ a deuce, poured a four, moving too slow
♥♥♥♥ a jug, ♥♥♥♥ a lick, already counting dough
Counting bread bread bread red dot leave him dead
In my bed bed bed while your girl gives me head
Leave you on read read read get the ♥♥♥♥ up out my texts
We up next next next spending bands running checks
bessell 29 mai 2020 la 11:27 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁squishy☁ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦
bessell 3 iul. 2019 la 6:59 
>be cebl
>say you're employed
>95 hrs past two weeks
>apply for jobseekers
CEBL 26 iun. 2019 la 2:39 
Guess that's why I haven't "spread my cheeks" for you :vlambeerFish::steammocking:
bessell 22 iun. 2019 la 4:23 
spreads his cheeks for anyone with a pole over the length of 2 inches
CEBL 15 ian. 2019 la 9:41 
Would like to clarify that never happened, this man is a homosexual friend of mine ↓