farfocel's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 4:10am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 4:56am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 9:02am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 3:28pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 2:37pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 4:36am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 7:54am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 4:07pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 5:06am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 4:36am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 4:35pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:08am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 5:02am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 3:59am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 4:04am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 2:24pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 5:01am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 3:51am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 29 Mar @ 4:28pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 12:37pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:39am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Unlocked 29 Mar @ 3:37pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:39am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

25 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

24 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

1 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

3 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

25 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

240 / 5,000