Proezas de farfocel no POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Desbloqueada a 16 dez. 2021 às 4:10

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Desbloqueada a 16 dez. 2021 às 14:25

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Desbloqueada a 16 dez. 2021 às 13:54

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Desbloqueada a 16 dez. 2021 às 14:26

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Desbloqueada a 16 dez. 2021 às 4:56

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Desbloqueada a 18 dez. 2021 às 9:02

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Desbloqueada a 31 dez. 2021 às 12:50

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Desbloqueada a 15 jan. 2022 às 12:57

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Desbloqueada a 15 jan. 2022 às 15:28

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Desbloqueada a 21 fev. 2022 às 14:37

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Desbloqueada a 16 dez. 2021 às 4:36

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Desbloqueada a 1 jan. 2022 às 7:54

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Desbloqueada a 18 dez. 2021 às 16:16

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Desbloqueada a 15 jan. 2022 às 15:07

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Desbloqueada a 30 dez. 2021 às 16:07

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Desbloqueada a 16 dez. 2021 às 5:06

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Desbloqueada a 16 dez. 2021 às 4:36

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Desbloqueada a 18 dez. 2021 às 16:58

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Desbloqueada a 18 dez. 2021 às 16:35

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Desbloqueada a 31 dez. 2021 às 12:21

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Desbloqueada a 15 jan. 2022 às 15:34

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Desbloqueada a 31 dez. 2021 às 12:44

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Desbloqueada a 16 jan. 2022 às 5:08

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Desbloqueada a 18 dez. 2021 às 16:34

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Desbloqueada a 15 jan. 2022 às 14:47

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Desbloqueada a 16 dez. 2021 às 14:31

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Desbloqueada a 16 dez. 2021 às 5:02

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Desbloqueada a 16 dez. 2021 às 14:13

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Desbloqueada a 16 dez. 2021 às 3:59

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Desbloqueada a 16 dez. 2021 às 4:04

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Desbloqueada a 16 dez. 2021 às 14:24

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Desbloqueada a 16 dez. 2021 às 5:01

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Desbloqueada a 30 dez. 2021 às 14:48

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Desbloqueada a 15 jan. 2022 às 12:21

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Desbloqueada a 24 jul. 2023 às 14:42

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Desbloqueada a 16 dez. 2021 às 3:51

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Desbloqueada a 21 fev. 2022 às 14:40

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Desbloqueada a 29 de mar. às 16:28

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Desbloqueada a 30 de mar. às 12:37

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Desbloqueada a 30 de mar. às 11:39

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Desbloqueada a 29 de mar. às 15:37

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Desbloqueada a 30 de mar. às 11:39

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Desbloqueada a 15 jan. 2022 às 15:21

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

25 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

24 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

1 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

3 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

25 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

240 / 5,000