Käyttäjän farfocel POSTAL 2-saavutukset

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Avattu 16.12.2021 klo 4.10

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Avattu 16.12.2021 klo 14.25

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Avattu 16.12.2021 klo 13.54

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Avattu 16.12.2021 klo 14.26

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Avattu 16.12.2021 klo 4.56

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Avattu 18.12.2021 klo 9.02

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Avattu 31.12.2021 klo 12.50

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Avattu 15.1.2022 klo 12.57

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Avattu 15.1.2022 klo 15.28

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Avattu 21.2.2022 klo 14.37

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Avattu 16.12.2021 klo 4.36

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Avattu 1.1.2022 klo 7.54

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Avattu 18.12.2021 klo 16.16

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Avattu 15.1.2022 klo 15.07

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Avattu 30.12.2021 klo 16.07

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Avattu 16.12.2021 klo 5.06

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Avattu 16.12.2021 klo 4.36

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Avattu 18.12.2021 klo 16.58

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Avattu 18.12.2021 klo 16.35

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Avattu 31.12.2021 klo 12.21

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Avattu 15.1.2022 klo 15.34

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Avattu 31.12.2021 klo 12.44

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Avattu 16.1.2022 klo 5.08

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Avattu 18.12.2021 klo 16.34

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Avattu 15.1.2022 klo 14.47

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Avattu 16.12.2021 klo 14.31

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Avattu 16.12.2021 klo 5.02

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Avattu 16.12.2021 klo 14.13

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Avattu 16.12.2021 klo 3.59

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Avattu 16.12.2021 klo 4.04

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Avattu 16.12.2021 klo 14.24

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Avattu 16.12.2021 klo 5.01

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Avattu 30.12.2021 klo 14.48

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Avattu 15.1.2022 klo 12.21

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Avattu 24.7.2023 klo 14.42

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Avattu 16.12.2021 klo 3.51

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Avattu 21.2.2022 klo 14.40

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Avattu 29.3. klo 16.28

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Avattu 30.3. klo 12.37

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Avattu 30.3. klo 11.39

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Avattu 29.3. klo 15.37

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Avattu 30.3. klo 11.39

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Avattu 15.1.2022 klo 15.21

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

25 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

24 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

1 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

3 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

25 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

240 / 5,000