Tiến trình thành tựu POSTAL 2 của farfocel

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg12, 2021 @ 4:10am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg12, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg12, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg12, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg12, 2021 @ 4:56am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg12, 2021 @ 9:02am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Mở khóa vào 31 Thg12, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Mở khóa vào 15 Thg01, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Mở khóa vào 15 Thg01, 2022 @ 3:28pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg02, 2022 @ 2:37pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg12, 2021 @ 4:36am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg01, 2022 @ 7:54am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg12, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Mở khóa vào 15 Thg01, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Mở khóa vào 30 Thg12, 2021 @ 4:07pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg12, 2021 @ 5:06am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg12, 2021 @ 4:36am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg12, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg12, 2021 @ 4:35pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Mở khóa vào 31 Thg12, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Mở khóa vào 15 Thg01, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Mở khóa vào 31 Thg12, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg01, 2022 @ 5:08am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg12, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Mở khóa vào 15 Thg01, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg12, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg12, 2021 @ 5:02am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg12, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg12, 2021 @ 3:59am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg12, 2021 @ 4:04am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg12, 2021 @ 2:24pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg12, 2021 @ 5:01am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Mở khóa vào 30 Thg12, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Mở khóa vào 15 Thg01, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Mở khóa vào 24 Thg07, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg12, 2021 @ 3:51am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg02, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg03 @ 4:28pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Mở khóa vào 30 Thg03 @ 12:37pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Mở khóa vào 30 Thg03 @ 11:39am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg03 @ 3:37pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Mở khóa vào 30 Thg03 @ 11:39am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Mở khóa vào 15 Thg01, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

25 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

24 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

1 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

3 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

25 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

240 / 5,000

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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