HEY YOU FUCK LARDS. TODAY WE HAVE TO GIVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE TO RARO L, WHO LOST HIS POSITION AND GENITALIA AS PLAYER OF THE WEEK THIS WEEK AND POSSIBLY TO THE END OF TIME. NOW, THERES FRESH MEAT, AND IT COMES IN THE FORM OF A SHITLORD NAMED "THE GUYS" HE HAS EVEN LESS GENITALIA AND TRIGGERS FEMINISTS JUST BY LOOKING AT THEM. A REAL HUMAN PIECE OF SHIT. BUT, HE HAS DONE GOOD BY RECENTLY COMBATTING THE FORCES OF THE FURRY CALIPHATE, WHO AHVENT HAD A MEMBER COME ONLINE IN 2 YEARS. ALLAHU MAKE-A-WISHBAR MOTHERFUCKERS. AND GOOD MORNING YOU RIGHTEOUS COCKSUCKERS.

THE CULT OF JOHN CENA IS GOING TO BE A CURATOR ON STEAM SOON. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? IT MEANS DANK MEMES AND DANK MEMES PLEASE OUR TOTALLY RIPPED GOD!!!

THATS RIGHT BITCHES, WHILE YOU ALL WERE FUCKING RABBITS OR WHATEVER IT IS KIDS DO NOWADAYS, I WAS OFF ON A HOLY MISSION. A MISSION TO CHANGE THE FACE OF SMALL STEAM GROUPS FOREVER: WIPE OUT THE FURRY CALIPHATE. WE MUST DESTROY THESE INFIDELS AND RESTORE THE GLORY OF THE WWE FATHERLAND!

CENA AKBAR, FRIENDS! TO WAR!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS YOU ELF LOOKING BITCHES

AS MY GIFT TO YOU DEPRIVED SHIT WADS, IM GIVING YOU A MIDI SONG THAT SOUNDS *VAGUELY* LIKE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR'S FANFARE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoj4JDFaduU

MERRY FUCKMAS RETARDS, AND DONT FORGET TO HOE HOE HOE ALL OVER A BIG OL DICK FOR DICKEMBER.

l8r peace losers

RECRUITMENT DRIVE NUMBA TWOOOOOOOOO