HEY YOU ♥♥♥♥ LARDS. TODAY WE HAVE TO GIVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE TO RARO L, WHO LOST HIS POSITION AND GENITALIA AS PLAYER OF THE WEEK THIS WEEK AND POSSIBLY TO THE END OF TIME. NOW, THERES FRESH MEAT, AND IT COMES IN THE FORM OF A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NAMED "THE GUYS" HE HAS EVEN LESS GENITALIA AND TRIGGERS FEMINISTS JUST BY LOOKING AT THEM. A REAL HUMAN PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥. BUT, HE HAS DONE GOOD BY RECENTLY COMBATTING THE FORCES OF THE FURRY CALIPHATE, WHO AHVENT HAD A MEMBER COME ONLINE IN 2 YEARS. ALLAHU MAKE-A-WISHBAR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. AND GOOD MORNING YOU RIGHTEOUS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

THE CULT OF JOHN CENA IS GOING TO BE A CURATOR ON STEAM SOON. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? IT MEANS DANK MEMES AND DANK MEMES PLEASE OUR TOTALLY RIPPED GOD!!!

THATS RIGHT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, WHILE YOU ALL WERE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RABBITS OR WHATEVER IT IS KIDS DO NOWADAYS, I WAS OFF ON A HOLY MISSION. A MISSION TO CHANGE THE FACE OF SMALL STEAM GROUPS FOREVER: WIPE OUT THE FURRY CALIPHATE. WE MUST DESTROY THESE INFIDELS AND RESTORE THE GLORY OF THE WWE FATHERLAND!

CENA AKBAR, FRIENDS! TO WAR!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS YOU ELF LOOKING ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

AS MY GIFT TO YOU DEPRIVED ♥♥♥♥ WADS, IM GIVING YOU A MIDI SONG THAT SOUNDS *VAGUELY* LIKE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR'S FANFARE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoj4JDFaduU

MERRY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, AND DONT FORGET TO HOE HOE HOE ALL OVER A BIG OL ♥♥♥♥ FOR DICKEMBER.

l8r peace losers

RECRUITMENT DRIVE NUMBA TWOOOOOOOOO