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We are the Cult of John Cena. A asofwritingthis small group bent on furthering John Cena's secret plan of global domination. Try not to be an asshole, or you will be silenced.

We might play co-op games or have legit events sometimes. Be ready for those.

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RECENT ANNOUNCEMENTS

RIP RARO L

8 July, 2016 - Alun | 4 Comments

HEY YOU FUCK LARDS. TODAY WE HAVE TO GIVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE TO RARO L, WHO LOST HIS POSITION AND GENITALIA AS PLAYER OF THE WEEK THIS WEEK AND POSSIBLY TO THE END OF TIME. NOW, THERES FRESH MEAT, AND IT COMES IN THE FORM OF A SHITLORD NAMED "THE GUYS" HE HAS EVEN LESS GENITALIA AND TRIGGERS FEMINISTS JUST BY LOOKING AT THEM. A REAL HUMAN PIECE OF SHIT. BUT, HE HAS DONE GOOD BY RECENTLY COMBATTING THE FORCES OF THE FURRY CALIPHATE, WHO AHVENT HAD A MEMBER COME ONLINE IN 2 YEARS. ALLAHU MAKE-A-WISHBAR MOTHERFUCKERS. AND GOOD MORNING YOU RIGHTEOUS COCKSUCKERS.

STEAM CURATION

5 July, 2016 - Alun | 0 Comments

THE CULT OF JOHN CENA IS GOING TO BE A CURATOR ON STEAM SOON. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? IT MEANS DANK MEMES AND DANK MEMES PLEASE OUR TOTALLY RIPPED GOD!!!

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STEAM CURATOR

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