Landussy
Landon   Illinois, United States
 
 
Can't scam me if I'm broke ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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最喜爱的游戏
64
已游戏的小时数
10
已达成的成就数
500 点经验值
截图展柜
1a Dashless!!! 500ish deaths
评测展柜
已运行 199 小时
Started out as an innocent game about cute monkeys throwing darts at balloons. But as I began progressing I realized that no longer was the game as cute and innocent as it seemed. As the upgrades rolled in, my cuddly little rascals were begging to learn the concepts of war, and as such were being hardened into war criminals. They began developing strategies such as booby trapping, bombing raids (using IED's with shrapnel effects), and nuclear warfare to eliminate all opposing forces. These atrocious crimes are being backed by well funded money laundering schemes due in part to fencing operations by merchant ships. They know no bounds, have no limits, obey no government but their own anarchy. This opened my eyes to the truth of war; It is not a war crime if you win. After many victories the monkeys began religious efforts including sacrifice and harnessing the power of the sun to achieve one goal: Godhood. They have ascended beyond this mortal plane, unlocking the power of the mind and body. Their hunger has become insatiable and consume everything that stands before them. They have evolved beyond that of man. As I sit here and watch, I have realized the truth of it all: I was never controlling these monkeys. Them obeying my command was a facade to mask their true dark intentions. I am the one being controlled, I shall do their bidding. I am their Vessel, and I will obey. 10/10 pretty fun game
最喜爱的组
Honey Bee Fanclub - 公共组
ya like jazz?
32
名成员
1
游戏中
2
人在线
12
聊天中
最新动态
总时数 725 小时
最后运行日期:1 月 17 日
成就进度   99 / 120
总时数 697 小时
最后运行日期:1 月 10 日
500 点经验值
成就进度   106 / 115
总时数 79 小时
最后运行日期:1 月 4 日
成就进度   25 / 31
留言
kurri 2024 年 8 月 15 日 下午 5:41 
meow
Judsanityᴴᵒⁿᵉʸᴮ³³ 2024 年 3 月 3 日 上午 12:40 
IM SO DRUNK AND GAY ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY!!!!!!!
Trappa 2024 年 2 月 16 日 下午 11:11 
Yeah can you imagine being gay lol? Like seriously honest to god wanting to kiss boys. Putting your lips on another dude’s lips unironically. Holding his face in your hands to feel his skin on yours just for the comfort of knowing he’s there. Looking into his eyes and realizing for all that you dream you are that you are only human and that your heart burns for just a chance at a life with him. Clasping your fingers in his and holding so tight you feel like you might never let go to ground yourself because this might be the last time you ever get to hold him. Crying yourself to sleep at night because you know in a different life you could have been sleeping in his arms.
Tepsu 2023 年 5 月 19 日 上午 9:23 
Landussy
SamIAm 2022 年 2 月 18 日 下午 10:12 
+rep a magnificent return to the HBFC
Landussy 2021 年 11 月 27 日 下午 6:26 
-rep This Guy is a total ♥♥♥ and he scammed me for my Sand Dune collection