Landussy
Landon   Illinois, United States
 
 
Can't scam me if I'm broke ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Yndlingsspil
64
timer spillet
10
præstationer
Skærmbilledfremvisning
1a Dashless!!! 500ish deaths
Anmeldelsesfremvisning
199 timer spillet
Started out as an innocent game about cute monkeys throwing darts at balloons. But as I began progressing I realized that no longer was the game as cute and innocent as it seemed. As the upgrades rolled in, my cuddly little rascals were begging to learn the concepts of war, and as such were being hardened into war criminals. They began developing strategies such as booby trapping, bombing raids (using IED's with shrapnel effects), and nuclear warfare to eliminate all opposing forces. These atrocious crimes are being backed by well funded money laundering schemes due in part to fencing operations by merchant ships. They know no bounds, have no limits, obey no government but their own anarchy. This opened my eyes to the truth of war; It is not a war crime if you win. After many victories the monkeys began religious efforts including sacrifice and harnessing the power of the sun to achieve one goal: Godhood. They have ascended beyond this mortal plane, unlocking the power of the mind and body. Their hunger has become insatiable and consume everything that stands before them. They have evolved beyond that of man. As I sit here and watch, I have realized the truth of it all: I was never controlling these monkeys. Them obeying my command was a facade to mask their true dark intentions. I am the one being controlled, I shall do their bidding. I am their Vessel, and I will obey. 10/10 pretty fun game
Yndlingsgruppe
Honey Bee Fanclub - Offentlig gruppe
ya like jazz?
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medlemmer
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Kommentarer
kurri 15. aug. 2024 kl. 17:41 
meow
Judsanityᴴᵒⁿᵉʸᴮ³³ 3. mar. 2024 kl. 0:40 
IM SO DRUNK AND GAY ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY!!!!!!!
Trappa 16. feb. 2024 kl. 23:11 
Yeah can you imagine being gay lol? Like seriously honest to god wanting to kiss boys. Putting your lips on another dude’s lips unironically. Holding his face in your hands to feel his skin on yours just for the comfort of knowing he’s there. Looking into his eyes and realizing for all that you dream you are that you are only human and that your heart burns for just a chance at a life with him. Clasping your fingers in his and holding so tight you feel like you might never let go to ground yourself because this might be the last time you ever get to hold him. Crying yourself to sleep at night because you know in a different life you could have been sleeping in his arms.
Tepsu 19. maj 2023 kl. 9:23 
Landussy
SamIAm 18. feb. 2022 kl. 22:12 
+rep a magnificent return to the HBFC
Landussy 27. nov. 2021 kl. 18:26 
-rep This Guy is a total ♥♥♥ and he scammed me for my Sand Dune collection