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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Mở khóa vào 12 Thg09, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Mở khóa vào 14 Thg09, 2023 @ 10:00am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Mở khóa vào 14 Thg09, 2023 @ 9:34am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Mở khóa vào 12 Thg09, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Mở khóa vào 13 Thg10, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Mở khóa vào 12 Thg09, 2023 @ 12:49pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Mở khóa vào 13 Thg09, 2023 @ 1:48pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Mở khóa vào 14 Thg09, 2023 @ 9:49am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Mở khóa vào 15 Thg09, 2023 @ 9:54am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Mở khóa vào 16 Thg09, 2023 @ 2:56am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Mở khóa vào 17 Thg09, 2023 @ 12:14am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Mở khóa vào 20 Thg09, 2023 @ 1:48pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Mở khóa vào 15 Thg09, 2023 @ 10:07am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg10, 2023 @ 10:02am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Mở khóa vào 15 Thg09, 2023 @ 11:08am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Mở khóa vào 15 Thg09, 2023 @ 10:46am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Mở khóa vào 17 Thg11, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Mở khóa vào 13 Thg09, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Mở khóa vào 13 Thg10, 2023 @ 10:58am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Mở khóa vào 17 Thg09, 2023 @ 12:49am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Mở khóa vào 12 Thg09, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Mở khóa vào 12 Thg09, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Mở khóa vào 15 Thg09, 2023 @ 10:48am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Mở khóa vào 17 Thg09, 2023 @ 12:17am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Mở khóa vào 15 Thg09, 2023 @ 9:58am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Mở khóa vào 20 Thg09, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Mở khóa vào 14 Thg10, 2023 @ 2:04am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Mở khóa vào 8 Thg10, 2023 @ 7:26am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Mở khóa vào 15 Thg09, 2023 @ 9:52am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Mở khóa vào 16 Thg09, 2023 @ 11:24am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Mở khóa vào 13 Thg10, 2023 @ 11:06am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Mở khóa vào 13 Thg09, 2023 @ 8:35am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Mở khóa vào 12 Thg09, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Mở khóa vào 12 Thg09, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Mở khóa vào 16 Thg09, 2023 @ 2:59am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Mở khóa vào 13 Thg09, 2023 @ 1:45pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Mở khóa vào 15 Thg09, 2023 @ 10:02am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Mở khóa vào 13 Thg09, 2023 @ 8:32am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Mở khóa vào 6 Thg10, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Mở khóa vào 6 Thg10, 2023 @ 12:04pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Mở khóa vào 8 Thg10, 2023 @ 6:59am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Mở khóa vào 15 Thg09, 2023 @ 11:23am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Mở khóa vào 20 Thg09, 2023 @ 1:48pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Mở khóa vào 25 Thg09, 2023 @ 10:04am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Mở khóa vào 28 Thg09, 2023 @ 9:24am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Mở khóa vào 30 Thg09, 2023 @ 2:35am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg10, 2023 @ 10:05am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Mở khóa vào 6 Thg10, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg04 @ 1:10pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Mở khóa vào 30 Thg09, 2023 @ 2:25am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Mở khóa vào 6 Thg04 @ 7:41am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Mở khóa vào 6 Thg10, 2023 @ 12:22pm



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
17 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
5 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
13 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
24 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
7 / 10
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