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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Obținută la 12 sept. 2023 la 12:24

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Obținută la 14 sept. 2023 la 10:00

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Obținută la 14 sept. 2023 la 9:34

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Obținută la 12 sept. 2023 la 12:20

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Obținută la 13 oct. 2023 la 14:13

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Obținută la 12 sept. 2023 la 12:49

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Obținută la 13 sept. 2023 la 13:48

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Obținută la 14 sept. 2023 la 9:49

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Obținută la 15 sept. 2023 la 9:54

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Obținută la 16 sept. 2023 la 2:56

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Obținută la 17 sept. 2023 la 0:14

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Obținută la 20 sept. 2023 la 13:48

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Obținută la 15 sept. 2023 la 10:07

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Obținută la 4 oct. 2023 la 10:02

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Obținută la 15 sept. 2023 la 11:08

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Obținută la 15 sept. 2023 la 10:46

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Obținută la 17 nov. 2023 la 12:13

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Obținută la 13 sept. 2023 la 13:55

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Obținută la 13 oct. 2023 la 10:58

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Obținută la 17 sept. 2023 la 0:49

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Obținută la 12 sept. 2023 la 12:58

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Obținută la 12 sept. 2023 la 12:16

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Obținută la 15 sept. 2023 la 10:48

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Obținută la 17 sept. 2023 la 0:17

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Obținută la 15 sept. 2023 la 9:58

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Obținută la 20 sept. 2023 la 12:59

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Obținută la 14 oct. 2023 la 2:04

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Obținută la 8 oct. 2023 la 7:26

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Obținută la 15 sept. 2023 la 9:52

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Obținută la 16 sept. 2023 la 11:24

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Obținută la 13 oct. 2023 la 11:06

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Obținută la 13 sept. 2023 la 8:35

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Obținută la 12 sept. 2023 la 12:07

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Obținută la 12 sept. 2023 la 12:51

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Obținută la 16 sept. 2023 la 2:59

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Obținută la 13 sept. 2023 la 13:45

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Obținută la 15 sept. 2023 la 10:02

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Obținută la 13 sept. 2023 la 8:32

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Obținută la 6 oct. 2023 la 12:08

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Obținută la 6 oct. 2023 la 12:04

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Obținută la 8 oct. 2023 la 6:59

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Obținută la 15 sept. 2023 la 11:23

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Obținută la 20 sept. 2023 la 13:48

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Obținută la 25 sept. 2023 la 10:04

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Obținută la 28 sept. 2023 la 9:24

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Obținută la 30 sept. 2023 la 2:35

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Obținută la 5 oct. 2023 la 10:05

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Obținută la 6 oct. 2023 la 13:28

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Obținută la 4 apr. la 13:10

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Obținută la 30 sept. 2023 la 2:25

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Obținută la 6 apr. la 7:41

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Obținută la 6 oct. 2023 la 12:22



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
17 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
5 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
13 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
24 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
7 / 10
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