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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Alcançada em 12/set./2023 às 12:24

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Alcançada em 14/set./2023 às 10:00

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Alcançada em 14/set./2023 às 9:34

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Alcançada em 12/set./2023 às 12:20

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Alcançada em 13/out./2023 às 14:13

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Alcançada em 12/set./2023 às 12:49

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Alcançada em 13/set./2023 às 13:48

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Alcançada em 14/set./2023 às 9:49

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Alcançada em 15/set./2023 às 9:54

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Alcançada em 16/set./2023 às 2:56

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Alcançada em 17/set./2023 às 0:14

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Alcançada em 20/set./2023 às 13:48

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Alcançada em 15/set./2023 às 10:07

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Alcançada em 4/out./2023 às 10:02

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Alcançada em 15/set./2023 às 11:08

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Alcançada em 15/set./2023 às 10:46

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Alcançada em 17/nov./2023 às 12:13

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Alcançada em 13/set./2023 às 13:55

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Alcançada em 13/out./2023 às 10:58

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Alcançada em 17/set./2023 às 0:49

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Alcançada em 12/set./2023 às 12:58

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Alcançada em 12/set./2023 às 12:16

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Alcançada em 15/set./2023 às 10:48

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Alcançada em 17/set./2023 às 0:17

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Alcançada em 15/set./2023 às 9:58

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Alcançada em 20/set./2023 às 12:59

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Alcançada em 14/out./2023 às 2:04

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Alcançada em 8/out./2023 às 7:26

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Alcançada em 15/set./2023 às 9:52

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Alcançada em 16/set./2023 às 11:24

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Alcançada em 13/out./2023 às 11:06

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Alcançada em 13/set./2023 às 8:35

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Alcançada em 12/set./2023 às 12:07

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Alcançada em 12/set./2023 às 12:51

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Alcançada em 16/set./2023 às 2:59

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Alcançada em 13/set./2023 às 13:45

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Alcançada em 15/set./2023 às 10:02

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Alcançada em 13/set./2023 às 8:32

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Alcançada em 6/out./2023 às 12:08

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Alcançada em 6/out./2023 às 12:04

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Alcançada em 8/out./2023 às 6:59

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Alcançada em 15/set./2023 às 11:23

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Alcançada em 20/set./2023 às 13:48

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Alcançada em 25/set./2023 às 10:04

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Alcançada em 28/set./2023 às 9:24

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Alcançada em 30/set./2023 às 2:35

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Alcançada em 5/out./2023 às 10:05

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Alcançada em 6/out./2023 às 13:28

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Alcançada em 4 de abr. às 13:10

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Alcançada em 30/set./2023 às 2:25

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Alcançada em 6 de abr. às 7:41

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Alcançada em 6/out./2023 às 12:22



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
17 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
5 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
13 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
24 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
7 / 10
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