El Mosias kullanıcısının POSTAL 2 Başarım İlerlemesi

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Kazanma Tarihi 18 Mar 2023 @ 22:57

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Kazanma Tarihi 27 Oca @ 16:54

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Kazanma Tarihi 26 Oca @ 15:11

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Kazanma Tarihi 18 Mar 2023 @ 23:34

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Kazanma Tarihi 27 Oca @ 15:46

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Kazanma Tarihi 27 Oca @ 19:52

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Kazanma Tarihi 27 Oca @ 22:53

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Kazanma Tarihi 31 Oca @ 20:20

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Kazanma Tarihi 31 Oca @ 23:10

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Kazanma Tarihi 1 Şub @ 16:03

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Kazanma Tarihi 2 Şub @ 22:28

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Kazanma Tarihi 31 Oca @ 20:48

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Kazanma Tarihi 31 Oca @ 20:44

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Kazanma Tarihi 14 Haz @ 19:05

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Kazanma Tarihi 15 Kas @ 21:55

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Kazanma Tarihi 18 Mar 2023 @ 23:36

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Kazanma Tarihi 1 Şub @ 16:02

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Kazanma Tarihi 2 Şub @ 17:20

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Kazanma Tarihi 5 Şub @ 23:10

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Kazanma Tarihi 5 Şub @ 22:06

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Kazanma Tarihi 31 Oca @ 20:54

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Kazanma Tarihi 31 Oca @ 20:53

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Kazanma Tarihi 16 Haz @ 22:31

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Kazanma Tarihi 31 Oca @ 19:49

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Kazanma Tarihi 10 Haz @ 22:37

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Kazanma Tarihi 2 Şub @ 21:47

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Kazanma Tarihi 31 Oca @ 19:33

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Kazanma Tarihi 18 Mar 2023 @ 23:25

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Kazanma Tarihi 14 Haz @ 19:18

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Kazanma Tarihi 16 Haz @ 13:10

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Kazanma Tarihi 18 Mar 2023 @ 23:08

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Kazanma Tarihi 27 Oca @ 15:50

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Kazanma Tarihi 27 Oca @ 21:35

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Kazanma Tarihi 18 Mar 2023 @ 22:56

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Kazanma Tarihi 18 Mar 2023 @ 23:38

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Kazanma Tarihi 5 Şub @ 21:51

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Kazanma Tarihi 5 Şub @ 22:22

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Kazanma Tarihi 15 Kas @ 18:26

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Kazanma Tarihi 27 Oca @ 22:40

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Kazanma Tarihi 1 Şub @ 15:48

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Kazanma Tarihi 15 Kas @ 18:16

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Kazanma Tarihi 5 Şub @ 22:18

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Kazanma Tarihi 5 Şub @ 21:14

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Kazanma Tarihi 5 Şub @ 20:59

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Kazanma Tarihi 2 Şub @ 22:30

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Kazanma Tarihi 10 Haz @ 18:02

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Kazanma Tarihi 10 Haz @ 22:51

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Kazanma Tarihi 14 Haz @ 20:03

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Kazanma Tarihi 16 Haz @ 13:07

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Kazanma Tarihi 17 Haz @ 0:10

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Kazanma Tarihi 13 Haz @ 23:49

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Kazanma Tarihi 14 Haz @ 20:02

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Kazanma Tarihi 10 Haz @ 20:59

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Kazanma Tarihi 12 Şub @ 20:14

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Kazanma Tarihi 5 Şub @ 22:42

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

27 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

13 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

6 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

19 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

7 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

3,305 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

19 / 30