Errungenschaftsfortschritt von El Mosias in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Am 18. März 2023 um 22:57 freigeschaltet

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Am 27. Jan. um 16:54 freigeschaltet

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Am 26. Jan. um 15:11 freigeschaltet

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Am 18. März 2023 um 23:34 freigeschaltet

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Am 27. Jan. um 15:46 freigeschaltet

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Am 27. Jan. um 19:52 freigeschaltet

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Am 27. Jan. um 22:53 freigeschaltet

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Am 31. Jan. um 20:20 freigeschaltet

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Am 31. Jan. um 23:10 freigeschaltet

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Am 1. Feb. um 16:03 freigeschaltet

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Am 2. Feb. um 22:28 freigeschaltet

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Am 31. Jan. um 20:48 freigeschaltet

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Am 31. Jan. um 20:44 freigeschaltet

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Am 14. Juni um 19:05 freigeschaltet

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Am 15. Nov. um 21:55 freigeschaltet

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Am 18. März 2023 um 23:36 freigeschaltet

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Am 1. Feb. um 16:02 freigeschaltet

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Am 2. Feb. um 17:20 freigeschaltet

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Am 5. Feb. um 23:10 freigeschaltet

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Am 5. Feb. um 22:06 freigeschaltet

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Am 31. Jan. um 20:54 freigeschaltet

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Am 31. Jan. um 20:53 freigeschaltet

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Am 16. Juni um 22:31 freigeschaltet

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Am 31. Jan. um 19:49 freigeschaltet

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Am 10. Juni um 22:37 freigeschaltet

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Am 2. Feb. um 21:47 freigeschaltet

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Am 31. Jan. um 19:33 freigeschaltet

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Am 18. März 2023 um 23:25 freigeschaltet

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Am 14. Juni um 19:18 freigeschaltet

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Am 16. Juni um 13:10 freigeschaltet

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Am 18. März 2023 um 23:08 freigeschaltet

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Am 27. Jan. um 15:50 freigeschaltet

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Am 27. Jan. um 21:35 freigeschaltet

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Am 18. März 2023 um 22:56 freigeschaltet

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Am 18. März 2023 um 23:38 freigeschaltet

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Am 5. Feb. um 21:51 freigeschaltet

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Am 5. Feb. um 22:22 freigeschaltet

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Am 15. Nov. um 18:26 freigeschaltet

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Am 27. Jan. um 22:40 freigeschaltet

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Am 1. Feb. um 15:48 freigeschaltet

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Am 15. Nov. um 18:16 freigeschaltet

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Am 5. Feb. um 22:18 freigeschaltet

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Am 5. Feb. um 21:14 freigeschaltet

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Am 5. Feb. um 20:59 freigeschaltet

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Am 2. Feb. um 22:30 freigeschaltet

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Am 10. Juni um 18:02 freigeschaltet

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Am 10. Juni um 22:51 freigeschaltet

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Am 14. Juni um 20:03 freigeschaltet

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Am 16. Juni um 13:07 freigeschaltet

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Am 17. Juni um 0:10 freigeschaltet

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Am 13. Juni um 23:49 freigeschaltet

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Am 14. Juni um 20:02 freigeschaltet

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Am 10. Juni um 20:59 freigeschaltet

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Am 12. Feb. um 20:14 freigeschaltet

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Am 5. Feb. um 22:42 freigeschaltet

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

27 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

13 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

6 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

19 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

7 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

3,305 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

19 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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