Progreso de El Mosias en los logros de POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Se desbloqueó el 18 MAR 2023 a las 10:57 p. m.

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Se desbloqueó el 27 ENE a las 4:54 p. m.

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Se desbloqueó el 26 ENE a las 3:11 p. m.

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Se desbloqueó el 18 MAR 2023 a las 11:34 p. m.

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 27 ENE a las 3:46 p. m.

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Se desbloqueó el 27 ENE a las 7:52 p. m.

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Se desbloqueó el 27 ENE a las 10:53 p. m.

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Se desbloqueó el 31 ENE a las 8:20 p. m.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Se desbloqueó el 31 ENE a las 11:10 p. m.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Se desbloqueó el 1 FEB a las 4:03 p. m.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Se desbloqueó el 2 FEB a las 10:28 p. m.

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Se desbloqueó el 31 ENE a las 8:48 p. m.

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Se desbloqueó el 31 ENE a las 8:44 p. m.

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Se desbloqueó el 14 JUN a las 7:05 p. m.

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Se desbloqueó el 15 NOV a las 9:55 p. m.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Se desbloqueó el 18 MAR 2023 a las 11:36 p. m.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Se desbloqueó el 1 FEB a las 4:02 p. m.

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Se desbloqueó el 2 FEB a las 5:20 p. m.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Se desbloqueó el 5 FEB a las 11:10 p. m.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Se desbloqueó el 5 FEB a las 10:06 p. m.

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Se desbloqueó el 31 ENE a las 8:54 p. m.

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Se desbloqueó el 31 ENE a las 8:53 p. m.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Se desbloqueó el 16 JUN a las 10:31 p. m.

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Se desbloqueó el 31 ENE a las 7:49 p. m.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Se desbloqueó el 10 JUN a las 10:37 p. m.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Se desbloqueó el 2 FEB a las 9:47 p. m.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Se desbloqueó el 31 ENE a las 7:33 p. m.

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Se desbloqueó el 18 MAR 2023 a las 11:25 p. m.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Se desbloqueó el 14 JUN a las 7:18 p. m.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Se desbloqueó el 16 JUN a las 1:10 p. m.

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Se desbloqueó el 18 MAR 2023 a las 11:08 p. m.

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 27 ENE a las 3:50 p. m.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Se desbloqueó el 27 ENE a las 9:35 p. m.

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Se desbloqueó el 18 MAR 2023 a las 10:56 p. m.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Se desbloqueó el 18 MAR 2023 a las 11:38 p. m.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Se desbloqueó el 5 FEB a las 9:51 p. m.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 5 FEB a las 10:22 p. m.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Se desbloqueó el 15 NOV a las 6:26 p. m.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Se desbloqueó el 27 ENE a las 10:40 p. m.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Se desbloqueó el 1 FEB a las 3:48 p. m.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Se desbloqueó el 15 NOV a las 6:16 p. m.

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 5 FEB a las 10:18 p. m.

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Se desbloqueó el 5 FEB a las 9:14 p. m.

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Se desbloqueó el 5 FEB a las 8:59 p. m.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Se desbloqueó el 2 FEB a las 10:30 p. m.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Se desbloqueó el 10 JUN a las 6:02 p. m.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Se desbloqueó el 10 JUN a las 10:51 p. m.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Se desbloqueó el 14 JUN a las 8:03 p. m.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Se desbloqueó el 16 JUN a las 1:07 p. m.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Se desbloqueó el 17 JUN a las 12:10 a. m.

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Se desbloqueó el 13 JUN a las 11:49 p. m.

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Se desbloqueó el 14 JUN a las 8:02 p. m.

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Se desbloqueó el 10 JUN a las 8:59 p. m.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Se desbloqueó el 12 FEB a las 8:14 p. m.

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Se desbloqueó el 5 FEB a las 10:42 p. m.

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

27 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

13 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

6 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

19 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

7 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

3,305 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

19 / 30