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niceisnan09 24 May, 2019 @ 10:06am 
hai ;)
Victorious Secret 21 Jul, 2018 @ 11:24pm 
 
Want to see a magic trick?
Once I wave this magic...
( Warning: Magic Staff Battery Critical :Low_Battery: )
Don't mind that...anyway, once I wave this staff,
I will vanish right before your eyes.
Ready?

Now you SEE me,
and now you...            Still do...
:embarrassedh::magicalstaff: :Low_Battery:                   :em_boom:  :terrifiedh::magicalstaff:

That's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!      Noooo! Look at me!
:terrifiedh::magicalstaff: :Low_Battery:                   :em_boom:  :smilepoop::magicalstaff:

I SUCK at this            Seriously!?
:smilepoop::magicalstaff: :Low_Battery:                  :em_boom:  :jdvacuum::magicalstaff:

SCREW this!             Sigh....
:jdvacuum::magicalstaff: :Low_Battery:                 :em_boom:  :screw::magicalstaff:
 
Victorious Secret 18 Jul, 2018 @ 5:01pm 
 
I once had a pet bowling ball :greenrollball: named "Applesauce".

Me and :greenrollball: loved to roll the streets, but one day he rolled off the sidewalk & into a gutter. Kids across the street laughed & started yelling "Gutter Ball". I felt bad. The next day, I went back there with "Gutter Ball, I mean :greenrollball:" & saw those kids again. Little did they know, :greenrollball: was a perfect size for what I had bought yesterday on Amazon

A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ :cannonball_hw:

I gave :greenrollball: a kiss on his head, which is pretty much anywhere on him, loaded him into the "Tube of Terror", took aim and :literalfireball:

...but I completely missed the kids & instead took out a car, the entire first floor of the local school, Sam's dog Buxley & 38 trees.

Years later, I received a package. In the box and to my surprise, there he sat, all shiny & round...my :greenrollball:. Next to him was a postcard that read "Greetings from Australia". I found this in my yard"
 
Victorious Secret 16 Jul, 2018 @ 5:12pm 
 
Want to see a magic trick?
Once I say the magic word,
this incredibly pissed off :gl_beast:
will change back into a cute little :sirkittens:

Ready?
 
 
KABLAM              ♥♥♥♥, too BIG!
:embarrassedh::magicalstaff::toadpepe::toadpepe::toadpepe::toadpepe::SparkleBubbles::zootiger::SparkleBubbles:

KABLAM-O           ♥♥♥♥, too MANY!
:embarrassedh::magicalstaff::toadpepe::toadpepe::toadpepe::toadpepe::SparkleBubbles::zootiger::zootiger::zootiger::SparkleBubbles:

KABLAM-OMG     ♥♥♥♥, it WORKED!
:embarrassedh::magicalstaff::toadpepe::toadpepe::toadpepe::toadpepe: :SparkleBubbles:              :SparkleBubbles:

Easy peasy lemon...
:embarrassedh::magicalstaff:
 
:zootiger::zootiger::zootiger::terrifiedh:         ♥♥♥♥, RUN!
Victorious Secret 10 Jul, 2018 @ 5:43pm 
:toadPepe:
           Want to see a magic trick?
When I wave this wand and say the magic
word, this :sirkittens: will turn into a baby duckling.
                          Ready?
:toadPepe:
KABLAM
:embarrassedh::magicwandx::BlueGlow:  :starshine::Nyanbear::starshine: 
:toadPepe:
...wait, that's not a baby du...:gl_beast:  RUN!
:toadPepe:
Victorious Secret 8 Jul, 2018 @ 6:07pm 

:toadPepe::sedium::acbutterfly::sedium::toadPepe::sedium::acbutterfly::sedium::toadPepe:
:acbutterfly::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::acbutterfly::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::acbutterfly:
:sedium::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::sedium:
:acbutterfly::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::tinder::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::acbutterfly:
:toadPepe::sedium::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::sedium::toadPepe:
:toadPepe::toadPepe::acbutterfly::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::BlueGlow::acbutterfly::toadPepe::toadPepe:
:toadPepe::toadPepe::toadPepe::sedium::BlueGlow::sedium::toadPepe::toadPepe::toadPepe:
:toadPepe::toadPepe::toadPepe::toadPepe::acbutterfly::toadPepe::toadPepe::toadPepe::toadPepe:

Having a friend like you truly
     brings joy to my heart.
  You will always be loved :tinder: