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Want to see a magic trick?
Once I wave this magic...
( Warning: Magic Staff Battery Critical )
Don't mind that...anyway, once I wave this staff,
I will vanish right before your eyes.
Ready?
Now you SEE me,
and now you... Still do...
That's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! Noooo! Look at me!
I SUCK at this Seriously!?
SCREW this! Sigh....
I once had a pet bowling ball named "Applesauce".
Me and loved to roll the streets, but one day he rolled off the sidewalk & into a gutter. Kids across the street laughed & started yelling "Gutter Ball". I felt bad. The next day, I went back there with "Gutter Ball, I mean " & saw those kids again. Little did they know, was a perfect size for what I had bought yesterday on Amazon
A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I gave a kiss on his head, which is pretty much anywhere on him, loaded him into the "Tube of Terror", took aim and
...but I completely missed the kids & instead took out a car, the entire first floor of the local school, Sam's dog Buxley & 38 trees.
Years later, I received a package. In the box and to my surprise, there he sat, all shiny & round...my . Next to him was a postcard that read "Greetings from Australia". I found this in my yard"
Want to see a magic trick?
Once I say the magic word,
this incredibly pissed off
will change back into a cute little
Ready?
KABLAM ♥♥♥♥, too BIG!
KABLAM-O ♥♥♥♥, too MANY!
KABLAM-OMG ♥♥♥♥, it WORKED!
Easy peasy lemon...
♥♥♥♥, RUN!
Want to see a magic trick?
When I wave this wand and say the magic
word, this will turn into a baby duckling.
Ready?
KABLAM
...wait, that's not a baby du... RUN!
Having a friend like you truly
brings joy to my heart.
You will always be loved