r4yzo: достижения в POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Дата получения: 3 июл. 2017 г. в 7:52

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Дата получения: 4 июл. 2017 г. в 7:35

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Дата получения: 4 июл. 2017 г. в 5:37

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Дата получения: 22 ноя. 2017 г. в 15:22

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Дата получения: 3 июл. 2017 г. в 8:11

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Дата получения: 21 ноя. 2017 г. в 14:26

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Дата получения: 3 июл. 2017 г. в 8:13

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Дата получения: 4 июл. 2017 г. в 4:11

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Дата получения: 14 июл. 2017 г. в 0:44

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Дата получения: 19 ноя. 2017 г. в 7:24

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Дата получения: 19 ноя. 2017 г. в 10:36

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Дата получения: 20 ноя. 2017 г. в 0:52

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Дата получения: 21 ноя. 2017 г. в 14:44

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Дата получения: 14 июл. 2017 г. в 0:43

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Дата получения: 14 июл. 2017 г. в 6:56

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Дата получения: 14 июл. 2017 г. в 4:06

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Дата получения: 19 ноя. 2017 г. в 7:26

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Дата получения: 19 ноя. 2017 г. в 7:15

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Дата получения: 19 ноя. 2017 г. в 9:59

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Дата получения: 4 июл. 2017 г. в 7:50

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Дата получения: 22 ноя. 2017 г. в 15:18

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Дата получения: 4 июл. 2017 г. в 4:14

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Дата получения: 18 ноя. 2017 г. в 7:49

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Дата получения: 20 ноя. 2017 г. в 1:00

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Дата получения: 14 июл. 2017 г. в 8:37

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Дата получения: 14 июл. 2017 г. в 6:47

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Дата получения: 19 ноя. 2017 г. в 1:47

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Дата получения: 4 июл. 2017 г. в 8:05

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Дата получения: 19 ноя. 2017 г. в 9:42

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Дата получения: 19 ноя. 2017 г. в 9:57

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Дата получения: 20 ноя. 2017 г. в 0:54

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Дата получения: 14 июл. 2017 г. в 3:59

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Дата получения: 4 июл. 2017 г. в 5:37

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Дата получения: 19 ноя. 2017 г. в 7:21

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Дата получения: 3 июл. 2017 г. в 7:58

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Дата получения: 20 ноя. 2017 г. в 0:23

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Дата получения: 20 ноя. 2017 г. в 0:34

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Дата получения: 19 ноя. 2017 г. в 10:06

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Дата получения: 19 ноя. 2017 г. в 7:01

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Дата получения: 19 ноя. 2017 г. в 7:26

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Дата получения: 3 июл. 2017 г. в 14:22

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Дата получения: 3 июл. 2017 г. в 8:15

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Дата получения: 4 июл. 2017 г. в 7:55

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Дата получения: 3 июл. 2017 г. в 7:58

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Дата получения: 22 ноя. 2017 г. в 15:06

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Дата получения: 14 июл. 2017 г. в 3:35

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Дата получения: 14 июл. 2017 г. в 6:57

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Дата получения: 19 ноя. 2017 г. в 9:41

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Дата получения: 19 ноя. 2017 г. в 10:12

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Дата получения: 18 ноя. 2017 г. в 11:56

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Дата получения: 4 июл. 2017 г. в 5:30

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Дата получения: 14 июл. 2017 г. в 8:35

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Дата получения: 14 июл. 2017 г. в 6:44

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Дата получения: 14 июл. 2017 г. в 3:47

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Дата получения: 21 ноя. 2017 г. в 14:46

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Дата получения: 18 ноя. 2017 г. в 11:21

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Дата получения: 4 июл. 2017 г. в 3:44

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

3 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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