Errungenschaftsfortschritt von r4yzo in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Am 3. Juli 2017 um 7:52 freigeschaltet

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Am 4. Juli 2017 um 7:35 freigeschaltet

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Am 4. Juli 2017 um 5:37 freigeschaltet

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Am 22. Nov. 2017 um 15:22 freigeschaltet

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Am 3. Juli 2017 um 8:11 freigeschaltet

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Am 21. Nov. 2017 um 14:26 freigeschaltet

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Am 3. Juli 2017 um 8:13 freigeschaltet

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Am 4. Juli 2017 um 4:11 freigeschaltet

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Am 14. Juli 2017 um 0:44 freigeschaltet

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Am 19. Nov. 2017 um 7:24 freigeschaltet

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Am 19. Nov. 2017 um 10:36 freigeschaltet

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Am 20. Nov. 2017 um 0:52 freigeschaltet

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Am 21. Nov. 2017 um 14:44 freigeschaltet

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Am 14. Juli 2017 um 0:43 freigeschaltet

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Am 14. Juli 2017 um 6:56 freigeschaltet

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Am 14. Juli 2017 um 4:06 freigeschaltet

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Am 19. Nov. 2017 um 7:26 freigeschaltet

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Am 19. Nov. 2017 um 7:15 freigeschaltet

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Am 19. Nov. 2017 um 9:59 freigeschaltet

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Am 4. Juli 2017 um 7:50 freigeschaltet

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Am 22. Nov. 2017 um 15:18 freigeschaltet

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Am 4. Juli 2017 um 4:14 freigeschaltet

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Am 18. Nov. 2017 um 7:49 freigeschaltet

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Am 20. Nov. 2017 um 1:00 freigeschaltet

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Am 14. Juli 2017 um 8:37 freigeschaltet

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Am 14. Juli 2017 um 6:47 freigeschaltet

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Am 19. Nov. 2017 um 1:47 freigeschaltet

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Am 4. Juli 2017 um 8:05 freigeschaltet

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Am 19. Nov. 2017 um 9:42 freigeschaltet

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Am 19. Nov. 2017 um 9:57 freigeschaltet

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Am 20. Nov. 2017 um 0:54 freigeschaltet

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Am 14. Juli 2017 um 3:59 freigeschaltet

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Am 4. Juli 2017 um 5:37 freigeschaltet

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Am 19. Nov. 2017 um 7:21 freigeschaltet

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Am 3. Juli 2017 um 7:58 freigeschaltet

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Am 20. Nov. 2017 um 0:23 freigeschaltet

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Am 20. Nov. 2017 um 0:34 freigeschaltet

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Am 19. Nov. 2017 um 10:06 freigeschaltet

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Am 19. Nov. 2017 um 7:01 freigeschaltet

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Am 19. Nov. 2017 um 7:26 freigeschaltet

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Am 3. Juli 2017 um 14:22 freigeschaltet

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Am 3. Juli 2017 um 8:15 freigeschaltet

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Am 4. Juli 2017 um 7:55 freigeschaltet

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Am 3. Juli 2017 um 7:58 freigeschaltet

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Am 22. Nov. 2017 um 15:06 freigeschaltet

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Am 14. Juli 2017 um 3:35 freigeschaltet

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Am 14. Juli 2017 um 6:57 freigeschaltet

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Am 19. Nov. 2017 um 9:41 freigeschaltet

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Am 19. Nov. 2017 um 10:12 freigeschaltet

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Am 18. Nov. 2017 um 11:56 freigeschaltet

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Am 4. Juli 2017 um 5:30 freigeschaltet

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Am 14. Juli 2017 um 8:35 freigeschaltet

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Am 14. Juli 2017 um 6:44 freigeschaltet

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Am 14. Juli 2017 um 3:47 freigeschaltet

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Am 21. Nov. 2017 um 14:46 freigeschaltet

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Am 18. Nov. 2017 um 11:21 freigeschaltet

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Am 4. Juli 2017 um 3:44 freigeschaltet

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

3 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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