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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Ontgrendeld op 3 jul 2017 om 7:52

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Ontgrendeld op 4 jul 2017 om 7:35

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Ontgrendeld op 4 jul 2017 om 5:37

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Ontgrendeld op 22 nov 2017 om 15:22

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Ontgrendeld op 3 jul 2017 om 8:11

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Ontgrendeld op 21 nov 2017 om 14:26

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Ontgrendeld op 3 jul 2017 om 8:13

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Ontgrendeld op 4 jul 2017 om 4:11

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Ontgrendeld op 14 jul 2017 om 0:44

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Ontgrendeld op 19 nov 2017 om 7:24

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Ontgrendeld op 19 nov 2017 om 10:36

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Ontgrendeld op 20 nov 2017 om 0:52

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Ontgrendeld op 21 nov 2017 om 14:44

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Ontgrendeld op 14 jul 2017 om 0:43

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Ontgrendeld op 14 jul 2017 om 6:56

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Ontgrendeld op 14 jul 2017 om 4:06

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Ontgrendeld op 19 nov 2017 om 7:26

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Ontgrendeld op 19 nov 2017 om 7:15

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Ontgrendeld op 19 nov 2017 om 9:59

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Ontgrendeld op 4 jul 2017 om 7:50

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Ontgrendeld op 22 nov 2017 om 15:18

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Ontgrendeld op 4 jul 2017 om 4:14

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Ontgrendeld op 18 nov 2017 om 7:49

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Ontgrendeld op 20 nov 2017 om 1:00

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Ontgrendeld op 14 jul 2017 om 8:37

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Ontgrendeld op 14 jul 2017 om 6:47

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Ontgrendeld op 19 nov 2017 om 1:47

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Ontgrendeld op 4 jul 2017 om 8:05

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Ontgrendeld op 19 nov 2017 om 9:42

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Ontgrendeld op 19 nov 2017 om 9:57

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Ontgrendeld op 20 nov 2017 om 0:54

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Ontgrendeld op 14 jul 2017 om 3:59

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Ontgrendeld op 4 jul 2017 om 5:37

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Ontgrendeld op 19 nov 2017 om 7:21

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Ontgrendeld op 3 jul 2017 om 7:58

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Ontgrendeld op 20 nov 2017 om 0:23

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Ontgrendeld op 20 nov 2017 om 0:34

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Ontgrendeld op 19 nov 2017 om 10:06

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Ontgrendeld op 19 nov 2017 om 7:01

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Ontgrendeld op 19 nov 2017 om 7:26

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Ontgrendeld op 3 jul 2017 om 14:22

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Ontgrendeld op 3 jul 2017 om 8:15

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Ontgrendeld op 4 jul 2017 om 7:55

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Ontgrendeld op 3 jul 2017 om 7:58

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Ontgrendeld op 22 nov 2017 om 15:06

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Ontgrendeld op 14 jul 2017 om 3:35

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Ontgrendeld op 14 jul 2017 om 6:57

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Ontgrendeld op 19 nov 2017 om 9:41

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Ontgrendeld op 19 nov 2017 om 10:12

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Ontgrendeld op 18 nov 2017 om 11:56

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Ontgrendeld op 4 jul 2017 om 5:30

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Ontgrendeld op 14 jul 2017 om 8:35

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Ontgrendeld op 14 jul 2017 om 6:44

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Ontgrendeld op 14 jul 2017 om 3:47

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Ontgrendeld op 21 nov 2017 om 14:46

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Ontgrendeld op 18 nov 2017 om 11:21

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Ontgrendeld op 4 jul 2017 om 3:44



Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
3 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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