Heyyy .. so i called ur phone .... no answer !! Wjat the heck !! ;/ do u hate me now .... or are u just dead ???! O_o ..... Get back to me when available plzz ... Hope u not dead !! XD ... p.s. im going to the mall later .. :p lets hang out bestie ... !!!

-Rep After a good game of csgo, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got to chat, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ pushing against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

+rep best Bridget player

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Oh, every time I think about old Ronald McDonald I just get so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rock hard. Ever since I was 6, I’ve had the hots for him. Everything about him is perfect. I want to wake up chained to my bed, with that pale face smiling down at me, while slowly shoving chicken nuggets up my ass. I want the Hamburgler to steal my ♥♥♥ just like he steals hamburgers. I want Grimace to eat my ass so hard, trying to get at the chicken nuggets left by Ronald. All the while Ronald is standing above me, forcing his two foot horse ♥♥♥♥ down my throat. I want to choke on it, as the Big Mac secret sauce consumes my existence.

Oh, every time I think about old Ronald McDonald I just get so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rock hard. Ever since I was 6, I’ve had the hots for him. Everything about him is perfect. I want to wake up chained to my bed, with that pale face smiling down at me, while slowly shoving chicken nuggets up my ass. I want the Hamburgler to steal my ♥♥♥ just like he steals hamburgers. I want Grimace to eat my ass so hard, trying to get at the chicken nuggets left by Ronald. All the while Ronald is standing above me, forcing his two foot horse ♥♥♥♥ down my throat. I want to choke on it, as the Big Mac secret sauce consumes my existence.