RetroNoir
Batman   United States
 
 
:MCCHELMET::Excalibur::DMCDante::pixelprompto: Just a person who loves to play games
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214 Hours played
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second live for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs


Elden Ring is an Absolutely Incredible game to say the least, but it is weighed down by poor performance and an almost overwhelming amount of stuff to do. The game itself, while not being photo-realistic, Has an amazing art style which From Software have all but mastered in their time in the industry. The difficulty is great, being a vet when it comes to souls like titles, this game is probably he easiest in the series, but still offers an amazing challenge none the less. The gameplay is amazing, though as of right now there is a bit of an annoying bug that will freeze the game every now and then due to real time texture downloading (I think, don't quote me on this) This can open the door to some rather irritating and otherwise avoidable deaths. The Story is incredible, there is so much to discover and do and everything has an effect on YOUR endgame. Overall, if you enjoy a game that makes you think on your feet and refuses to hold your hand, play this, maybe not right now, but if it goes on sale, or the bugs get patched here soon.

Final Score: 8/10
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Cobalt Avenger 19 Jun, 2021 @ 12:01am 
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