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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 76.0 hrs on record (75.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 14 Apr, 2018 @ 12:53pm

Early Access Review
Enjoy the peaceful, relaxing woodlands in a sandbox game? The gentle breeze mixed with the chrips of brids. Then the birds stop, your heart stops. Oh dear its a horror game. The first time i played this i refused to leave the plane until morning. Rigid with fear i practically forgot to breathe, a more peaceful death than the tearing actions of the friendly neighborhood mutant. However as the days pass by you eventually find yourself turning into the joseph stalin of the island and rule with an iron fist, decimating anything that dares move. In all honesty the games actually decent, not going to lie just the tree chopping mechanic had me amazed for a solid few years, only getting over how good it is now with the help of a psychiatrist. Would terrify myself again. Would recommend.
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11 Comments
ShunShunmaru 7 May, 2018 @ 8:04am 
i read this in sheldon coopers voice. what are the odds :)
Balauru 5 May, 2018 @ 4:36am 
you a pussy man.
Game is amazing tho
prokrane 1 May, 2018 @ 6:45pm 
THIS H*CK MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE ON SHROOMS < NEVER BEEN ON SHROOMS
Ickleslimer 1 May, 2018 @ 5:35am 
Bought for Joseph Stalin. Severely disappointed.
Mr.Heroin 30 Apr, 2018 @ 11:25pm 
that review :))) (oh that awesome peaceful game, hah, nice joke :]]] ) ,awesome review!
Elementriel 30 Apr, 2018 @ 6:08pm 
It was at this review.. after the first four sentences, that I decided to buy the game. Very funny review.
pinto 30 Apr, 2018 @ 5:46pm 
What a nice review
Big Daddy Krabs 30 Apr, 2018 @ 4:32pm 
What are chrips and brids? Are they like British crips?
Tony Wild Card 30 Apr, 2018 @ 10:13am 
Chrips and brids?
luigimcloud 20 Apr, 2018 @ 3:30pm 
same :D