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Publicada: 14/abr./2018 às 12:53

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Enjoy the peaceful, relaxing woodlands in a sandbox game? The gentle breeze mixed with the chrips of brids. Then the birds stop, your heart stops. Oh dear its a horror game. The first time i played this i refused to leave the plane until morning. Rigid with fear i practically forgot to breathe, a more peaceful death than the tearing actions of the friendly neighborhood mutant. However as the days pass by you eventually find yourself turning into the joseph stalin of the island and rule with an iron fist, decimating anything that dares move. In all honesty the games actually decent, not going to lie just the tree chopping mechanic had me amazed for a solid few years, only getting over how good it is now with the help of a psychiatrist. Would terrify myself again. Would recommend.
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ShunShunmaru 7/mai./2018 às 8:04 
i read this in sheldon coopers voice. what are the odds :)
Balauru 5/mai./2018 às 4:36 
you a pussy man.
Game is amazing tho
prokrane 1/mai./2018 às 18:45 
THIS H*CK MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE ON SHROOMS < NEVER BEEN ON SHROOMS
Ickleslimer 1/mai./2018 às 5:35 
Bought for Joseph Stalin. Severely disappointed.
Mr.Heroin 30/abr./2018 às 23:25 
that review :))) (oh that awesome peaceful game, hah, nice joke :]]] ) ,awesome review!
Elementriel 30/abr./2018 às 18:08 
It was at this review.. after the first four sentences, that I decided to buy the game. Very funny review.
pinto 30/abr./2018 às 17:46 
What a nice review
Big Daddy Krabs 30/abr./2018 às 16:32 
What are chrips and brids? Are they like British crips?
Tony Wild Card 30/abr./2018 às 10:13 
Chrips and brids?
luigimcloud 20/abr./2018 às 15:30 
same :D