When I was but a child, me and my friends tried to create a card game at school. It was scarily similar to Inscryption, with 4 different creature types: Trash, Fungus, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up versions of Minecraft Mobs, and Weird Guys. Trash was just that, sentient pieces of garbage. Fungus was different mushrooms, mostly the ones from Plants Vs. Zombies. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up Minecraft Mobs was just that. And Weird Guys where whatever horrible, body horror monstrosities that we could cram into a small piece of cardstock, cherry scented red marker for blood and lemon scent yellow for the boils and oozing zits. Each one with attack and health stats, with 'Ability' symbols, and small descriptions. It would be played on a board where you could summon up to four creatures while also playing 'Building Cards' behind them. This was inspired by the Card Wars episode of adventure time. We christened it, "Teh Card Gaem' in ironic, lolsorandumb speak popular during that era of reality. Anyway, my point is that Daniel Mullins needs to pay me for stealing me and my friends idea.

When I was but a child, me and my friends tried to create a card game at school. It was scarily similar to Inscryption, with 4 different creature types: Trash, Fungus, Fucked up versions of Minecraft Mobs, and Weird Guys. Trash was just that, sentient pieces of garbage. Fungus was different mushrooms, mostly the ones from Plants Vs. Zombies. Fucked up Minecraft Mobs was just that. And Weird Guys where whatever horrible, body horror monstrosities that we could cram into a small piece of cardstock, cherry scented red marker for blood and lemon scent yellow for the boils and oozing zits. Each one with attack and health stats, with 'Ability' symbols, and small descriptions. It would be played on a board where you could summon up to four creatures while also playing 'Building Cards' behind them. This was inspired by the Card Wars episode of adventure time. We christened it, "Teh Card Gaem' in ironic, lolsorandumb speak popular during that era of reality. Anyway, my point is that Daniel Mullins needs to pay me for stealing me and my friends idea.