Force's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 8 May, 2014 @ 8:57am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 8 May, 2014 @ 3:51am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 8 May, 2014 @ 3:39am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 4:59am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 8 May, 2014 @ 3:38am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 8 May, 2014 @ 3:53am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 8 May, 2014 @ 9:01am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 1:44pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 8:50am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 6:38am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2017 @ 8:31am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 9:03am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 4:27am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 4:59am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 9:47am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 4:41am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 8:28am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 8:50am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 7:09am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 21 Mar, 2020 @ 8:01am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 5:07am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 21 Mar, 2020 @ 7:39am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 8 May, 2014 @ 4:11am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 8 May, 2014 @ 3:27am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2017 @ 3:38am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 4:34am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 9:16am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2017 @ 8:49am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2017 @ 8:36am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 8 May, 2014 @ 3:29am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 7:28am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 5:19am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 7:28am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 4:33am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 6:07am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 8:52am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 8 May, 2014 @ 3:52am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 8 May, 2014 @ 4:05am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 9:26am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 8 May, 2014 @ 3:07am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 8 May, 2014 @ 3:08am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2017 @ 12:47pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 8 May, 2014 @ 3:57am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 11:42am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2017 @ 8:29am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 9:20am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 10:30am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 10:41am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 12:34pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 10:53am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 12:47pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

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