Progreso de Force en los logros de POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Se desbloqueó el 8 MAY 2014 a las 8:57 a. m.

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Se desbloqueó el 8 MAY 2014 a las 3:51 a. m.

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Se desbloqueó el 8 MAY 2014 a las 3:39 a. m.

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Se desbloqueó el 30 MAR 2020 a las 4:59 a. m.

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Se desbloqueó el 8 MAY 2014 a las 3:38 a. m.

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 8 MAY 2014 a las 3:53 a. m.

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Se desbloqueó el 8 MAY 2014 a las 9:01 a. m.

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Se desbloqueó el 26 MAR 2020 a las 1:44 p. m.

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Se desbloqueó el 30 MAR 2020 a las 8:50 a. m.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Se desbloqueó el 2 ABR 2020 a las 6:38 a. m.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Se desbloqueó el 23 FEB 2017 a las 8:31 a. m.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Se desbloqueó el 30 MAR 2020 a las 9:03 a. m.

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Se desbloqueó el 30 MAR 2020 a las 4:27 a. m.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Se desbloqueó el 30 MAR 2020 a las 4:59 a. m.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Se desbloqueó el 31 MAR 2020 a las 9:47 a. m.

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Se desbloqueó el 30 MAR 2020 a las 4:41 a. m.

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Se desbloqueó el 31 MAR 2020 a las 8:28 a. m.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Se desbloqueó el 31 MAR 2020 a las 8:50 a. m.

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Se desbloqueó el 28 JUN 2014 a las 7:09 a. m.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Se desbloqueó el 21 MAR 2020 a las 8:01 a. m.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Se desbloqueó el 30 MAR 2020 a las 5:07 a. m.

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Se desbloqueó el 21 MAR 2020 a las 7:39 a. m.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Se desbloqueó el 8 MAY 2014 a las 4:11 a. m.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Se desbloqueó el 8 MAY 2014 a las 3:27 a. m.

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Se desbloqueó el 23 FEB 2017 a las 3:38 a. m.

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Se desbloqueó el 30 MAR 2020 a las 4:34 a. m.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Se desbloqueó el 30 MAR 2020 a las 9:16 a. m.

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Se desbloqueó el 23 FEB 2017 a las 8:49 a. m.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Se desbloqueó el 23 FEB 2017 a las 8:36 a. m.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Se desbloqueó el 8 MAY 2014 a las 3:29 a. m.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Se desbloqueó el 28 JUN 2014 a las 7:28 a. m.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Se desbloqueó el 30 MAR 2020 a las 5:19 a. m.

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Se desbloqueó el 28 JUN 2014 a las 7:28 a. m.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Se desbloqueó el 30 MAR 2020 a las 4:33 a. m.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Se desbloqueó el 2 ABR 2020 a las 6:07 a. m.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Se desbloqueó el 30 MAR 2020 a las 8:52 a. m.

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Se desbloqueó el 8 MAY 2014 a las 3:52 a. m.

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 8 MAY 2014 a las 4:05 a. m.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Se desbloqueó el 30 MAR 2020 a las 9:26 a. m.

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Se desbloqueó el 8 MAY 2014 a las 3:07 a. m.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Se desbloqueó el 8 MAY 2014 a las 3:08 a. m.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Se desbloqueó el 22 FEB 2017 a las 12:47 p. m.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 8 MAY 2014 a las 3:57 a. m.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Se desbloqueó el 27 MAR 2020 a las 11:42 a. m.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Se desbloqueó el 23 FEB 2017 a las 8:29 a. m.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Se desbloqueó el 30 MAR 2020 a las 9:20 a. m.

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Se desbloqueó el 31 MAR 2020 a las 10:30 a. m.

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Se desbloqueó el 27 MAR 2020 a las 10:41 a. m.

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Se desbloqueó el 26 MAR 2020 a las 12:34 p. m.

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Se desbloqueó el 31 MAR 2020 a las 10:53 a. m.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Se desbloqueó el 26 MAR 2020 a las 12:47 p. m.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30