Force: достижения в POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Дата получения: 8 мая. 2014 г. в 8:57

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Дата получения: 8 мая. 2014 г. в 3:51

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Дата получения: 8 мая. 2014 г. в 3:39

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Дата получения: 30 мар. 2020 г. в 4:59

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Дата получения: 8 мая. 2014 г. в 3:38

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Дата получения: 8 мая. 2014 г. в 3:53

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Дата получения: 8 мая. 2014 г. в 9:01

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Дата получения: 26 мар. 2020 г. в 13:44

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Дата получения: 30 мар. 2020 г. в 8:50

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Дата получения: 2 апр. 2020 г. в 6:38

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Дата получения: 23 фев. 2017 г. в 8:31

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Дата получения: 30 мар. 2020 г. в 9:03

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Дата получения: 30 мар. 2020 г. в 4:27

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Дата получения: 30 мар. 2020 г. в 4:59

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Дата получения: 31 мар. 2020 г. в 9:47

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Дата получения: 30 мар. 2020 г. в 4:41

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Дата получения: 31 мар. 2020 г. в 8:28

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Дата получения: 31 мар. 2020 г. в 8:50

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Дата получения: 28 июн. 2014 г. в 7:09

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Дата получения: 21 мар. 2020 г. в 8:01

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Дата получения: 30 мар. 2020 г. в 5:07

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Дата получения: 21 мар. 2020 г. в 7:39

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Дата получения: 8 мая. 2014 г. в 4:11

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Дата получения: 8 мая. 2014 г. в 3:27

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Дата получения: 23 фев. 2017 г. в 3:38

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Дата получения: 30 мар. 2020 г. в 4:34

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Дата получения: 30 мар. 2020 г. в 9:16

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Дата получения: 23 фев. 2017 г. в 8:49

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Дата получения: 23 фев. 2017 г. в 8:36

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Дата получения: 8 мая. 2014 г. в 3:29

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Дата получения: 28 июн. 2014 г. в 7:28

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Дата получения: 30 мар. 2020 г. в 5:19

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Дата получения: 28 июн. 2014 г. в 7:28

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Дата получения: 30 мар. 2020 г. в 4:33

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Дата получения: 2 апр. 2020 г. в 6:07

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Дата получения: 30 мар. 2020 г. в 8:52

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Дата получения: 8 мая. 2014 г. в 3:52

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Дата получения: 8 мая. 2014 г. в 4:05

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Дата получения: 30 мар. 2020 г. в 9:26

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Дата получения: 8 мая. 2014 г. в 3:07

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Дата получения: 8 мая. 2014 г. в 3:08

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Дата получения: 22 фев. 2017 г. в 12:47

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Дата получения: 8 мая. 2014 г. в 3:57

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Дата получения: 27 мар. 2020 г. в 11:42

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Дата получения: 23 фев. 2017 г. в 8:29

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Дата получения: 30 мар. 2020 г. в 9:20

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Дата получения: 31 мар. 2020 г. в 10:30

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Дата получения: 27 мар. 2020 г. в 10:41

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Дата получения: 26 мар. 2020 г. в 12:34

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Дата получения: 31 мар. 2020 г. в 10:53

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Дата получения: 26 мар. 2020 г. в 12:47

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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