Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer

"Who’s joe?" a distant voice asks.

Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.

The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.

”Joe Momma…” the creature whispered.

The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear.

"I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.

Sorry about the queen, hope the new royal drops soon

Second grade survival guide:

• second grade gets HARD. Stay on top of all your homework.

• in sexond grade you learn the hard $hit. Multiplication is no joke. may b get a tutor

• grammer and speling will kill you so practiece a lot

• dronk water

• study 40 hours a day

• dating gets real. this is the grade to get a serious boy/girlfriend. this isn’t 1st grade anymore. cooties aren’t a thing anymore.

• if u get a bad grade punch ur teacher in their crotch!

• 99.99% of people lose their virginity in 2nd grade. don’t get left behind

• girls: no more shopping at justice or baby gap anymore. shop at the real stores now. Like Victoria secret and brandy Melville

• guys: wear heelies to get all the hoes

• you should defiantly know where you wanna go to college at this point

• take all ap classes

• $hit your pants on the first day of school to assert your dominance

After meeting him in gmod, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. Over the next couple of months we became good friends. After a few months of playing servers together, I decided to take a trip to meet him. I was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When I got to his house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, and then I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then robbed him. Turns out he had a sex dungeon. Don't trust this guy.

Honestly the best minecraft bf i've ever had <3 I wish that creeper hadn't taken our beds out :(