You're right. It will. In 2100 I will own a Riot China toilet that auto queues on flush. I load into ranked game, pick old faithful Vik. His ult was buffed to cover half the map. Four minutes in, the ♥♥♥♥♥ Jax mid kills me again, I put up a surrender vote. I feel a shock coarse through my body. The enemy Aatrox jg (he is no longer viable top) smites me. The surrender vote fails. Everyone by now has muted team chat so communication is done through number stations copted for in game use. The support Alistar calls me useless. I don't care. I die 7 more times. Another shock. Caitlyn's ult can now target nexus. Game lost. I say goodbye to my loving grandkids and go to work.

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Bro, you’re out here acting like you’re the Founding Titan, but let’s be real—you’re more like a Pure Titan that forgot how to walk. You’re stumbling around like Reiner after Eren hit him with the meanest sucker punch in anime history. And don’t even think about flexing your “strategic mind” when Armin’s out there planning 4D chess while you’re stuck playing checkers with Hange’s pet Titan experiments.

And let me guess—you think you’re ready to join the Scouts? Yeah, sure, if the mission is to be titan bait. You’d be the guy screaming, “I got this!” only to get chomped mid-sentence. The only thing you’re “dedicating your heart” to is eating all the rations before Sasha gets a chance.

So unless you’re ready to face reality (and a 15-meter Titan’s funky breath), stay in the walls, buddy. Because out here, it’s ODM gear or no DM gear—no retries, no respawns, just colossal L’s for people who think they’re Yeagerists but fight like Hannes on his day off.

Timothee Chalamet is most forced A lister ever.

He is not good. He has the charisma of a stump. He, at absolute best, looks like the weird kid who likes to Naruto run through the hallways of your high school yet Hollywood is trying so damn hard to make him the next Leo or Depp. Oh and he is almost 30. He isn’t even young anymore, just perpetually looks and acts 14. It’s painful. I hate it here.

I can't believe I just got rickrolled in Steam profile comments.

If you ask Rick Astley for a copy of the movie “UP”, he cannot give you it as he can never give you up. But, by doing that, he is letting you down, and thus, is creating something known as the Astley Paradox.

2 Peter 2:16

“But was rebuked for his iniquity: the dumb ass speaking with man's voice forbad the madness of the prophet”

A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire subreddit consist of "melts". Almost every "grilled cheese" sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called "grilledcheese" is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It's called a Tuna melt. Totally different.

Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don't know what the hell you'd call that but it's not a grilled cheese. I would be more than willing to wager I've eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread. But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled "melts" because that is not a grilled cheese. I'm not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese.

All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. ♥♥♥♥, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I've seen post after post of peoples "grilled cheeses" all over reddit and it's been driving me insane. The moment i saw this subreddit this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own subreddit just because I know this one exists now.
You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ heretics. Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn melt sandwich and call it for what it is. A melt.

I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six wit extra dip, a number seven, two number 45s, one wit cheese, and a large soda.

LMG has worked with Casetify in the past and I can make an argument that this is all Linus’s fault

The sponsor of the Louis Vuitton Earbuds video was Casetify. That was last year.

if you take 2022, which is 1 year away, so you minus the 1 and that makes it 2021. And we all know in 2021 a Cargo ship got stuck in the Suez Canal for 6 days and 7 hours. Idk why but that’s 2. And if you add 2 to 2021 you get 2023…which is the year it is now.

I’m not sure what more proof you need that it was Linus that Caused Casetify to steal from JerryRig and Dbrand. He might not have been part of it, knew about it, thought about it or even if they no longer work with Casetify it is still clearly Linus (’s) fault.

I demand this get more attention. Last week Linus forgot to have me start my dishwasher before I went to sleep and I woke up with my air fryer pieces still dirty. I’m personally sick of his stuff (excuse the language I play League of Legends and I play Yummi).

burger?

Seven sixteenths of one inch:


That's the distance you'd have to move your pinky in order to not sound like an idiot. I know the burden of pressing shift to capitalize is a great one, but c'mon Turing, you can do better than that. I used to type emails in caps like yours, but then I decided that I didn't want a job mixing concrete.

> It's year 2759

> Saves to buy Final Fantasy 893, the true end of the franchise

> Inflation so high I had to decide between the game and eating anything more than noodles for a whole year

> Finally got the game, excited as all hell to play the truly last final fantasy

> Play it to the end credits, story ends on a big cliffhanger, then I'm confronted with an A.I. depiction of Nomura

> "Please look forward Final Fantasy 893-2 to see how it all ends"

> MFW

WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING eyes bulge out of head and shoot forward at 120 mph AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA jaw drops to the floor, tongue rolls out a foot forward HAWT MAMA! punches self in face with boxing glove five times HOOLEY DOOLEY pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out EEE-AW EEE-AW pulls out comically large carton of milk, drinks all of it spilling it everywhere GUHGUHGUHGUHGUHGUH wolf whistle AROOOOOOOOOOO AROOOOOOOO tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds, running in a circle JEEPERS HEEPERS pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates DUUUUUUHHHH bashes own head with hammer 5 times BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK slams chair on table BWOOOAAGHHHH old-timey car horn sound, tongue straightens out like wooden board,

eyes go out of skull and back in like paddleballs CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA fireworks shoot from top of head PHWOAARRR sniffs air loudly, nostrils become comically large HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA sound of mouth harp as body is straightened out, floating a foot above the ground JEEZ LOUISE propeller spins on hat comically WOWEEE jumps on table, smashes through table and ground, springs back upward at an incredible velocity HOOOLY MOOOOLY pupils fly away from eyes, eyes snap forward towards them OOOOOOH I’M DYYYYYYYYYYIIN’ dies, ghost goes out of corpse with a lyre, body pulls ghost back into body WHADDA DAAAAME starts foaming at the mouth HUUUUUUUURRRRRR furiously turns crank on machine that hits hands on table GRRRR BARK BARK BARK head unscrews and starts rotating BUH-DOOIIOIOIOING starts rattling like a jar of coins, suspended half a metre in the air DING DING DING DING DING DING starts bouncing up and down at a high speed, starts boiling like tea kettle and turning red HAAAHEEEEEE

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Local gamer Patricia Hart allegedly held her Xbox Elite controller during the premiere of HBO’s The Last of Us, hoping to simulate the experience of playing the PlayStation-exclusive game on her console.
“Yeah, it was weird. I asked if she wanted to check out that new HBO show, but she said she needed to ‘watch it single-player’ and went to her room with her headset and controller,” said roommate Casey Bracken, who later found a YouTube video titled ‘TLOU Main Menu Music’ playing on Hart’s laptop. “I didn’t understand at the time, but that’s because I had no idea what she was going through as an Xbox owner. I totally get it now. She’s doing what she can with what she has. I think that’s beautiful, in a way.”
" I think we can all agree that, if I did want to play it, then I’d be getting pretty much the same experience by watching the show. So I’m not missing out anymore, right? Right?”

In the song titled "Milkshake" by Kelis, she exclaims how all the boys show up in her yard for milkshakes which claim to be better than mine. Not only is this self entitlement, but she doesn't give any valid reasons as to why her milkshakes are better. According to the lyrics of this boastful chant, she is willing to offer lessons for making such a milkshake but for a price. Could that mean that the ingredients used to make this milkshake cost more than the labelled price and instead of increasing it to maintain profit, she gives lessons on how to make such a milkshake in order to compensate for her lack of total earnings? Is she that desperate to keep ALL the boys in her yard!? A low price in exchange for a higher consumer rate, and yet she claims that her milkshakes are better than mine. What if she were to increase the prices, will all the boys still head to the yard cause the milkshake is THAT good??

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AITA for stomping on my newborn sons mushy ass head before dropping him in a heater duct?
So a little backstory, I (56M) and my Girlfriend (15F) have been dating for a little over 6 years now. (unofficially 11) We have been trying for a kid for 3 years but finally, we had one. I made it a point to her that our Kid would have to look like me. Down to the location of our pores. But when he was born he looked like his mother! So i picked up the little runt, dropped him on the head and stomped on his cranium before dropping him in the heater duct. His room has cameras and my girlfriend subsequently found out. She called the cops and i am in the back of a police car while writing this. AITA?

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Reddit, am I the arsehole?
My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?

japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no mexican food
what’s the point of owning a ferrari if you never take it to the track

Today I took 456 of the most poor and destitute people of Korea ( who are also of my subscribers ) and challenged them to a series of 6 EPIC kids games and the prize is 45.6 billion won. What they don't know is if they lose they die. If you end up liking the video please smash like. But first I have to talk about this episodes sponsor Honey.

I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ believe this.. literally saw this meme in my dream tonight.

Basically Hawkeye was arguing with Morbius or something and the camera focused on Spider-Man for some reason but you could still hear Morbius in the background incorporating "Do you know what time it is?" into his dialogue when talking to Hawkeye.

Jeez, this is getting out of hand.

RED RYZE = RED WINRATE RYZE THEY WANT TO KEEP THE CHAMPION WEAK TO KEEP RED WINRATE (<50% not epic). LITTLE LESS BLUE? YOU MEAN RED. RIOT LOGO RED. RED RYZE = RIOT EMPLOYEE. ARCANA RYZE? REARRANGE ARCANA = NAAARC. NAAARC RYZE.

ONLY WAY RYZE STRONG IS IF BLUE WINRATE, BLUE RYZE, BLUE PAINT, WHAT ELSE IS BLUE? SKY. I GO THERE AFTER THEY FIND ME. I REVEAL SECRET INFORMATION. WE HAVE BEEN TRICKED. RED RYZE ARE SPIES. RED RYZE ARE SPIES.

DO NOT BELIEVE RED RYZE. DO NOT BELIEVE RED RYZE. DO NOT BELIEVE RED RYZE. DO NOT BELIEVE RED RYZE. DO NOT BELIEVE RED RYZE. DO NOT BELIEVE RED RYZE. DO NOT BELIEVE RED RYZE. DO NOT BELIEVE RED RYZE. DO NOT BELIEVE RED RYZE. DO NOT BELIEVE RED RYZE. DO NOT BELIEVE RED RYZE. DO NOT BELIEVE RED RYZE. DO NOT BELIEVE RED RYZE. DO NOT BELIEVE RED RYZE. DO NOT BELIEVE RED RYZE. DO NOT BELIEVE RED RYZE. DO NOT BELIEVE RED RYZE. DO NOT BELIEVE RED RYZE. DO NOT BELIEVE RED RYZE. DO NOT BELIEVE RED RYZE.

🗿 is the worst emoji. It's horrendous and ugly. I hate it. The point of emojis is to show emotions, but what emotion does this show? Do you just wake up in the morning and think "wow, I really feel like a massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stone today"? Its useless. I hate it. It just provokes a deep rooted anger within me whenever I see it. I want to drive on over to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ emoji headquarters and kill it. If this was the emoji movie I'd push it off a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cliff. People just comment 🗿 as if it's funny. Its not. 🗿 deserves to die. He deserves to have his smug little stone face smashed in with a hammer. Oh wow, it's a stone head, how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious, I'll use it in every comment I post. NO. STOP IT. It deserves to burn in hell. Why is it so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ smug. You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stone, you have no life goals, you will never accomplish anything in life apart from pissing me off. When you die noone will mourn. I hope you die.

I care + I asked + smile about it + stay glad + W + not basic + skill + touched grass check mark + rational + you rose up + no hate + triggeredn't + you got a life + ok :) + cool beans + not cringe + nice job + based + grammar good thumbs up + you're good + GG + have a good day

I hate when people refer to orange juice as OJ.

Why OJ? Do you want to sound cool? Is it so much of a hustle to say orange juice? Do you abbreviate apple juice too? " Hey yeah, let me have some AJ?" - said by no one ever. I just think it sound annoying af.

Edit: I don't have any issues with abbreviations, except for OJ as orange juice. Sorry if I offended some of you with sensitive feelings.

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STOP POSTING ABOUT MUKURO IKUSABA! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT!
THE FUTURE FOUNDATION SENDS ME MEMES, ON JABBERWOCK IT'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MEMES! was in a meeting, right? and ALL OF THE DOCUMENTS were just IKUSABA stuff. H showed my new suit to my boyfriend and the logo, flipped it and said "hey Makoto, Mukuro lkusaba. The sixteenth student, Iying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the Ultimate Despair. Watch out for her."
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ looked outside and said "THAT'S A BIT DESPAIR"I looked at my TAMPONS, I think of Mukuro's shirt and go "Despair? MORE LIKE DIS BEAR"
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Tomorrow marks the first annual Anti Anime August

The rules are as follows:

You are to abstain from any and all animated cartoons that were not made in the United States or Europe.

You are to abstain from any cartoon with the "anime" style of art

You are to abstain from any form of Manga

You are to abstain from any form of pornography that does not include real women and/or men

You are to abstain from any pornography that stars real people who are dressed as some kind of anime reference.

You are to abstain from any video game that includes an anime woman or man who is more than 40 percent exposed.

You must remove anime from your life as if it no longer exists for 1 month. Divert your time and energy into more productive things.

You will be a better person for it. Please join me in celebrating Anti Anime August and stopping people from becoming like Chris Chan!

wait, wait, wait....... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. Just when i tought you couldn't get more attractive.. You started playing video games. Nicely done, M'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman.

Bring it. What do you even want to debate, ViDeO gAmES CaUSe VIOLeNCE? That's such an old, surface level concept. You don't want to blame your own bad parenting for aggression, and video games, a way to vent your anger, looks like such an easy target.

But let me guess i'm a racist, ageist bigot. isn't that what you call everyone who dares bring any logic near this subreddit.

And no, i'm not going to censor the 'a' in game, why would i do tht, or hve you forgotten how to spell it, like when you 'forgot' that the boomers you cherish so much, invented video games, then killed the world, forcing them as an escape from climate change, and people like YOU.

I know you're jealous you didn't have them when you were a kid, but that's no excuse to force your radical, and flat-out wrong views on others.

So yeah, bring on your 'facts and evidence', or should i say minions and photoshop, and let's see if you can stand in an intellectual confrontation against a 12 year old.

I hate Dream. He’s so annoying. I want to rip his stupid mask off, punch him square in the nose, and fill his nostrils with garlic powder. And don’t get me started on his fans. They annoy me as well, but they aren’t the root of the problem. And what about his group of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Wilbur, Georgie, Jslot, Burger King, tubby, I hate all of them. I want to give them a gold old punch in the kisser. ♥♥♥♥ dream, ♥♥♥♥ his cronies, and ♥♥♥♥ the teenage girls who worship him.

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