"RUNNING STRAIGHT TO THE TOP!!" I yelled as I ran up the stairs at school to escape the Nafiri W (my bullies), but one of them manages to Twitch W me (expired milk carton). It gets in my eyes and the smell makes me Kog'Maw R (projectile vomiting) on the floor as I fall to the ground Amumu W'ing. My bullies start beating on me before one of them Sett W's me in the back of the head! When I woke up in the hospital the doctor told me that I was lucky to be alive from the amount of Darius Passive stacks (internal hemorrhages) I had. It must've been my lucky T1 "BUILT DIFFERENT" tank top that I wear under my school uniform that kept me alive haha! DOPAAAA DOOOOWN!

The last good Marvel had to offer.

Noobmaster, hey it’s Thor again. You know, the god of thunder? Listen, buddy, if you don’t log off this game immediately I will fly over to your house, and come down to that basement you’re hiding in and rip off your arms and shove them up your butt! Oh, that’s right, yea just go cry to your father you little weasel.

“YoU tOucHEd ThAt BlOcK So yOu HavE tO PuLl tHat OnE Out”

Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself, that’s not how the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game is played, you dumb, the ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Quoted from the official Jenga rules:

“Players may tap a block to find a loose one. Any blocks moved but not played should be replaced, unless doing so would make the tower fall. “

You’ve never even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ read the rules have you, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. What, is the game over in 3 seconds, if you just so happen to touch a load bearing block first?♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NO DUMBASS. Learn to read you illiterate ♥♥♥♥.

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